Maria Humphrey - Massage Therapy
I specialise in pain reduction and improving peoples mobility. Experienced in pre-and post operations e.g.
knee or hip replacements, muscular and facial rehab after broken bones, scar work, tension, frozen shoulders, sciatica etc. Fully insured, professional and confidential service of either deep tissue massage therapy in my lovely, comfortable and private conservatory room or On-site Acupressure Massage given through clothes, whilst seated in a specially designed ergonomic chair using gentle manipulation and pressure points whilst in your work place.
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05/07/2026
Got a few gaps in my diary, if you want to snap up an appointment in July:
Mon 6th at 10am or 11:30am
Thurs 9th at 11am or 3pm
Tues 14th at 11:30am or 2:30pm
Thurs 16th at 11:30am or 2:30pm
Mon 20th at 2pm
Thurs 23rd at 11am and 2:30pm
Preferably WhatsApp me 07786 394105
15/06/2026
Got a few slots available this week if anybody wants to snap one up :
Tuesday 16th at 3pm
Wednesday 17th at 3:30pm
Thursday 18th at 11:30am or 3pm
WhatsApp 07786 394105
Thanks Maria
One of my lovely clients took me out for lunch recently as a thank you for fixing her over the last 6 months.
She’s worked with horses all her life but after her 2nd hip replacement, she started getting problems in the first hip that had previously been replaced.
After removing a lot of tension in her hips & legs and working on improving her mobility, I recommended some gentle strength work.
Now, she is back to riding her horse, cycling, spinning, swimming & gym strength work.
She’s so pleased with what she’s achieved with my help & today is her 70th birthday 🎂 🥂🥰
I love my job 🥰
Love the fact that I have a client who lives in South Africa and comes to see me every time he’s in the UK.
He’s back in SA for Christmas, booked his next massage in February & sent me this great message :
”I am lucky to have you as a key member of my let’s ‘keep the old geezer going’ regime. Thank you. 🙏”
Love my job!!
04/11/2025
Last Thursday my back did a ping/pop, while I was packing to go away for the weekend!!
I didn’t realise how bad it was at the time & didn’t want to cancel at such short notice. Coincidentally, Craig (who we were visiting) is also a Massage Therapist, so a session with him including cupping and infrared heat treatment definitely helped reduce the pain & improve mobility, so I could enjoy the Halloween party.
However, as soon as I sat down or lay down at night, I stiffen up and struggle to stand, walk, bend or sit again.
On return home, I got an appointment with my trusted physiotherapist (Clare Arundale), who confirmed that I do actually have a herniated disc!!
So lots of ibuprofen/paracetamol, hot water bottle, gentle movement and unfortunately no work for at least this week!!
I’ll be contacting all clients that are booked in and keep you all posted.
Foot & ankle mobilisation after all the walking we’ve done this holiday!! 👍🏻
07/10/2025
My first client this morning walked down the alleyway to my massage room and must’ve walked through a cobweb, as he came in with quite a big spider hanging off his shoulder!! 🕷️
I had to quickly get him back outside to flick it into the garden before it dropped & ran somewhere to hide!
Took me a little while to compose myself !! 😵🫣
Must recobweb every morning!!
24/09/2025
What a great birthday card - so true at now 55!! 🫣😂
15/09/2025
When Fred first came to me, he had an issue with a hip joint, poor balance and had frequent falls.
I’m sad to say Fred has had a fatal fall, breaking his other hip, elbow and skull. 
RIP Fred 😢
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