Cooticles

Started as a cute cactus set 🌵

Then Kerry’s brain took over and suddenly we’ve got:
“DON’T BE A PRICK”
“TOO LATE” 🤣

Honestly I can’t help myself.

One minute I’m focused on structure, balance and clean cuticle work…

Next minute I’m hand painting passive aggressive plants with attitude issues.

Black, gold and just enough attitude 🖤

Simple, bright and pretty with just enough detail to make them feel special

See… I can do classy. 💅
Meanwhile somewhere in Ipswich there’s a woman typing:
‘Can Kerry add a tiny w***y to these?’” 🤣

Apparently I’ve accidentally built myself a reputation for filthy nail art 💅🤣

Nothing humbles you quicker than opening Facebook and seeing people tagging you and instantly go:

“Kerry Coote probably does dirty nails.”

Like I’m some sort of tiny acrylic-based pornographer 🤣

And honestly?
Fair.

One minute I’m teaching flawless structure, perfect apex placement and luxury finish…

Next minute I’m hand-painting “YES DADDY”, tiny peens, fishnets, whips, The Grinch and festive st*****rs with the concentration of a brain surgeon.

The fact I can do close cuticle work and razor sharp Frenchies AND freehand a gingerbread man in B**M gear really says a lot about my range as an artist.

People think nail techs spend all day doing classy nudes and chrome.

Meanwhile I’m sat at my desk painting:
“f**k me”
in lettering so tiny it probably needs planning permission and a risk assessment 🤣

And to make it worse… I posted some of the chaos on the official CJP Nail Systems page and it pulled 182 likes in a few hours.

So clearly there’s more kinky little buggers lurking in the nail industry than we realised 💀🤣

Anyway… share away 🤣🤣
Give me a follow for luxury nails, elite structure, and the occasional completely unhinged design choice.

Me at the start:
“aww bless him he’s trying 🥹”

Me now:
“Right ok calm down Picasso before your ego becomes unbearable.”

Honestly so proud of him 🖤

Why do these little cows have more personality than half the men in Ipswich

I loved doing these hand painted cow nails

Soft florals, gold detailing and just enough drama to keep things interesting!

This set feels like expensive perfume and bad decisions.

Quiet luxury… with a slight attitude problem 👀

Infill for my client 🍒🖤

My nail art brush deserves compensation after this set 😭💅

Cherries, leopard print, zebra print…
absolutely no relaxing involved.

Somehow chaotic and cute at the same time though 👀✨

Perks of having a partner as a tattoo artist!

Free tattoos for me. Discounts for you.
Fair trade!

I'm SO proud of what he's building right now! The detail speaks for itself
(even if I was gripping the chair halfway through and questioning all my life choices through pain!)

He's currently taking bookings and building his portfolio - which means lower prices right now before they go up.

If you're one of my clients, use code COOTICLES when booking for a discount

Don't message in 3 months when he's booked out and prices have gone up... you've been warned
Message now to get booked in. OutKast Ink

New set 🖤💅

These lines nearly ended me… not even gonna lie 😌

One wobble and it’s over.
No room for mistakes. No second chances.

Worth it though… just look at them 👀✨

If you want these in another colour… you’ll have to find another nail tech 😂

(I survived. Barely.)