Cow Lick Hair & Grooming Co.
🚨 FEDERAL NOTICE 🚨
Bootleg Grooming Supplies. Handmade in Lancashire.
🌱 Vegan • 🐇 Cruelty Free.
🎩 Join The Moo-Fia. 👇
www.cowlickuk.com
SNEAK PEEK 👀🐄
The Moo-fia’s been busy behind closed doors…
New look. Same shady standards.
Sharper, cleaner and a little more udderly perfected.
The new Cow Lick is starting to take shape.
More soon. 🧪
27/09/2026
SNEAK PEEK 👀🐄
The Moo-fia’s been busy behind closed doors…
New look. Same shady standards.
Sharper, cleaner and a little more udderly perfected.
The new Cow Lick is starting to take shape.
More soon. 🧪
24/09/2026
The Moo-fia’s cleaned things up a bit. 🐄
Cow Lick’s had a fresh new look.
Same quality inside.
Just a little more polished.
A little more premium.
A little more udderly perfected.
📺 THE COWTCH
Pete told the nation about his missed appointment…
Unfortunately for him, the Moo-fia were watching. 🐮🐟
CASE No. 030933
WATCHING THEM WATCHING US.
15/09/2026
🎬 NOW SHOWING…
The old A-board has officially entered its Speakeasy era.
Nearly 20 years ago, this A-board stood outside my first shop ( funk all hairdressing ) advertising haircuts at my original prices. Last week, I uncovered them again underneath years of paint…
MEMBERS & ASSOCIATES ONLY
BY APPOINTMENT ONLY
NO WALK-INS
KNOCK TWICE… 🥃
What do we reckon — worth the wait? 👀
15/09/2026
THE OLD HERD IS CLEARING OUT 🐄
We’re making way for the next generation of Cow Lick.
50% OFF the current range
£7.50 each
No code needed. Discount applied automatically at checkout.
Or come and buy in store at the Speakeasy Barber
Once this stock is gone, it’s gone in its current form.
FREE Royal Mail Tracked 48 on orders over £35.
cowlickuk.com
11/09/2026
EVERYONE’S ASKING AI WHAT THEY’D LOOK LIKE IN THE ’80s…
I’ve got a better idea.
Let’s actually grow the hair. 😂✂️
Mullets. Longer backs. Big texture. Curtains. Proper ’80s volume.
I’ll shape it, keep it looking intentional and help you survive the awkward stage without resembling a missing member of an ’80s tribute band 🤣
Who’s brave enough? 👀
Drop a 🤘 below if you’d give it a go.
📍 The Speakeasy Barber
By appointment only.
🐄 THE COW LICK REBRAND JOB 🔐
The Moo‑fia have been ordered to clear the evidence.
Remaining Cow Lick stock is now 50% OFF while we make room for the full rebrand.
Once it’s gone, it’s gone—and some of these original formulas won’t be coming back.
Get involved before the evidence disappears:
COWLICKUK.COM
No snitches. No restocks. While stocks last.
30/08/2026
🚨 THE GREAT COW LICK CLEAR-OUT 🚨
We’re about to give Cow Lick Hair & Grooming Co. a full makeover.
New look. New packaging. New products. Same slightly questionable cattle operation. 🐄🥃
So before the new era arrives, ALL CURRENT COW LICK STOCK IS NOW 50% OFF.
Yep. Half price. Everything that’s left.
This is a genuine REBRAND CLEARANCE, so once the current tins, bottles and stock are gone… they’re gone.
If you’ve got a favourite, now would be a very sensible time to stock up.
If you’ve never tried Cow Lick before, now would be a very irresponsible time not to. 👀
🐄 50% OFF ALL CURRENT STOCK
🥃 WHILE STOCKS LAST
🔒 NO RESTOCKS IN THE OLD RANGE
The new Cow Lick is coming.
Consider this the Moo-fia disposing of the evidence before the Feds arrive. 🕵️♂️
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or grab yours from The Speakeasy Barber.
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