La luxe tanning co

La luxe tanning co

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☀️ L.A Luxe Tanning Co. ☀️
Premium sunbeds
Its time to glow ✨

24/06/2026
13/06/2026

PLEASE PLEASE DONT RETURN TO OUR SALON!!!!

Never in my whole life have I vomited as much as I just have, having to pick up another humans S**T!!!!💩🤮
Wow… I’ve been a nursing assistant, and carer, helped the incapable and elderly clean themselves when they couldn’t! I've just had a baby, I change a s**tty nappy everyday, BUT WOW!
Someone MORE than capable to use the toilet has decided to S**T in the sunbed room! I 100% know who it was as I cleaned the room just before YOU!! So PLEASE… for your own sake, do never ever return to the salon ever again! Because if you do I will be telling you to turn around as you are no longer welcome!!! The toilet is 5 steps from the room? For what reason would you think it was okay to just s**t there and have someone else clean it up? It’s just absolute filth!! AND THEN WIPE YOUR ARSE WITH A CREAM WRAPPER 🤮🤮🤮 when there’s 3 rolls of kitchen roll next to you, says it all!!
Honestly I can’t believe it!!
Like I say I know who you are…. Please don’t embarrass yourself returning, because I couldn’t possibly hold my tounge, you’re officially the first person we’ve had to bar in 3 years… but sorry I will not tolerate that vile behaviour, so unbelievably disrespectful!!! 🤮
And I'm sorry to post the picture, but it's so people can see I'm not flipping about a little wet fart, it's a whole big stinking s**t 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

08/06/2026

TODAY ONLY!!

07/06/2026

There’s a little competition on our group… L.A Luxe Tanning Co. If you want to win head over!!

04/06/2026

I'm way too soft!! 🙄🙄
My accountant has been on my case for the last few months about numbers that don't add up! I've explained it's the people I give FREE sunbeds too. Friends & family. After her explaining the numbers too me, this can no longer happen 🫣🫣 I am so sorry, but for 3 years I've gave freebies & the money is just insane....

Let me give you a tiny example of what my accountant said....
If I give someone 3 sunbeds per week for free....
That's £27 per week, which is £1404 per year!!
If I give say 15 people free sunbeds (I definitely give more 😳)
But that's a whopping
£21,060 per year!!!
21 GRAND!!!
That's not including the electricity used, so it's way more!!!!

But as of Monday, I'm sorry but we no longer can accommodate free sunbeds for friends or family. We need to look after our business.

Thankyou 🩷

03/06/2026

Bed 4 has had a full new retube, so please be aware & reduce your minutes 🩷

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450 Welbeck Road
Newcastle Upon Tyne
NE62NY

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 6pm
Tuesday 9am - 6pm
Wednesday 9am - 6pm
Thursday 9am - 6pm
Friday 9am - 6pm
Saturday 10am - 5pm