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Nursing Lifestyle Motherhood!! & other Useful updates

Hey lovelies!!❤️ Welcome to my page!
-Author|Nurse Coach| Wife |Mother
-BSc-Registered Nurse in UK|USA & NIGERIA🇬🇧🇺🇸🇳🇬
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I share a little bit of everything!

Photos from Nurse MJ 's post 01/07/2026

How pregnant are you?? ????

Me;

I was having ham and cheese sandwich for breakfast, so I slit the sandwich into two sides. The plan was to eat the first part now, and the other later.

So I ate one side… 🥪
After my break finished, I started looking for the other part of the sandwich so I can wrap it up for later 🥹🥵…

I looked everywhere in my lunch box, under the foil wrap I brought it with, in the bin, in the fridge, and it wasn’t there… it wasn’t anywhere 🥵🥵🥵

Then I started asking myself serious questions like

Did I stand up from here and drop it elsewhere?

Did I give it out? Did I drop it on the floor? Under the coffee table?? Or wait a minute!

Did I eat it?????? 😳😳😳🥹🥹🥵🥵😭😭😭…
But I don’t feel like I ate it al up at once??

My lovelies 😫😫😫….

It turned out, I actually ate up all the sandwiches 🥪 😫😫 !

The fact that everything happened under 12minute! & yet I couldn’t recollect what happened to my other sandwich 🥪 was a clear answer to “How pregnant are you??

So pregnant that I don dey get short memory 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😫😫😫😫😫

It is well.

To every woman looking up to God for the fruits of the womb! I join my faith with yours!!! You will hold your own babies soon!!! It will soon happen !!! 🙏🏻 Your joy shall be overflowing!!!

01/07/2026

Can we all agree that Cerelac isn’t just for babies/ children… it’s for Adults too 😒 especially the one with raisins and apples 🍏

It takes less than 7 days for me and my son to finish this 🥴🥴

How long does yours last?

Photos from Nurse MJ 's post 01/07/2026

Happy new month beautiful people ❤️🥰😍…

I pray this month favors us all more 🙏🏻 and may we receive answers to our secret prayers…

30/06/2026

Food is life 🥹😍🥰

30/06/2026

What was I even saying, I’m hungry atp abeg bring food 😆🤣😆😆

30/06/2026

Part 2: How they met 😂🤣😍😍🥰

30/06/2026

Love is a beautiful thing 😍😍😍🥹🥹

30/06/2026

Our Bride stubborn fa 😂🤣🤣

30/06/2026

Meet the bride’s friends 😍 battle of besties 😂😂😂

30/06/2026

Our bride was not surprised 😂🤣it’s hard to surprise this overthinkers 😂😂

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