The Twisted Waxer
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Multi award-winning wax specialist 🏆1st & 2nd Place • Regionally & Nationally
Fully inclusive 🌈 • Body positive 🩷• Zero shame ❌
Specialising in intimate waxing 🍑
Professional results, unprofessional humour 😈
31/05/2026
🩷🖤 THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I HAVE AVAILABILITY THIS WEEK 🩷🖤
For the first time in weeks, I actually have some appointments available.
These spots are LIMITED, the week after has one sad little hour left, and then I’m off for 2 weeks!
So if you’ve been thinking:
👉 “I must book in…”
👉 “I’ll do it tomorrow…”
👉 “I’ll wait until I resemble a Wookiee…”
Don’t.
Book now.
ALSO…
🌡️ Half leg waxes are currently off the menu.
My treatment room is already a tiny sweatbox. When it’s hot outside, it becomes approximately 97% humidity and 3% oxygen. Asking me to do a leg wax in these conditions is essentially asking me to wax while slow-cooking.
I would love to say it’s for health and safety reasons.
The health being mine.
The safety being yours when I inevitably collapse dramatically onto the treatment bed.
As soon as the weather remembers we’re in the UK and stops trying to impersonate the surface of the sun, half legs will be back.
Until then, the available appointments are below. Grab them before someone else does and we’re back to me posting “Sorry, I’m fully booked” for another month. 🖤💀🔥
P.S. If you’re currently reading this while melting into your sofa, imagine how I feel wearing black and wielding hot wax all day. 😂
🩷🖤 The wax is hot, the vibes are slowly returning, and yes — I know I’ve been a bit AWOL this week. If you’ve been in recently and thought “huh… she’s a bit less feral than usual,” you’d be correct 😂
There’s been a LOT going on behind the scenes this week and stress has been absolutely kicking my arse, so apologies if I’ve:
• trauma dumped mid-brazilian
• had a slight Menty B while holding a strip
• stared into the distance like a Victorian child with the plague
• or just seemed a bit off in general
To everyone who’s listened to me rant, let me spiral for a minute, or brought good energy into the room this week — I appreciate you more than you know 🖤 (special shout out to you are an angel and thank you so much again for my presents!)
So if I’ve seemed a bit off, a bit quieter, or accidentally turned your wax appointment into a therapy session, I’m sorry and thank you for bearing with me.
The good news is the wax is hot, the playlist is as questionable as ever, and I’m slowly finding my way back to my usual unhinged self.
Wax in the pot is the stunning new watermelon wax from 🩷
23/05/2026
🩷🖤 FYI Your bikini line shouldn’t feel like you dry shaved with a cheese grater. 😭
If you’re:
• shaving every 2 days
• getting shaving rash that looks medically concerning
• feeling stubble before you’ve even left the shower
• ripping through razors faster than bad relationships
…respectfully, your coochie deserves better!
Because nothing kills the vibe faster than:
“Don’t touch there, I shaved this morning and now it feels like Velcro.”
Waxing gives you:
✨ smooth skin for weeks
✨ softer regrowth
✨ less irritation
✨ less ingrowns
✨ the confidence to get naked without doing emergency maths about when you last shaved
Stop maintaining your f***y like it’s a part-time job.
Book the wax. 🖤
22/05/2026
18/05/2026
🩷🖤 It’s my birthday so I’ve temporarily retired from society to go get steamed like a haunted dumpling at the spa. 🩷🖤
If you message me today, please know I’m probably lying down with cucumbers on my eyes pretending I don’t have responsibilities.
I’ll reply when I’m back at work, rehydrated, and emotionally stable enough to look at my inbox again. 💅🦇
🩷🖤 A satisfying armpit wax using trywaxwax stardust 🩷🖤
ALSO a small spot ideal for a Hollywood wax has become free at 2:45 Thursday if anyone wants in!
Spots are going fast now so be sure to book in advance!
16/05/2026
🩷🖤 Hi, I’m the Bushwhacker. 😏
Now listen, If you pull your panties down and hear Jumanji drums, it’s time to come see me. This is what I specialise in. This is where I thrive.
Sundress season is almost here and some of y’all are hiding full ecosystems that deserve government protection.
So quit fighting for your life every time you peel off leggings.
Book the wax.
10/05/2026
🩷🖤 My next availability is the 28th of May! Please make sure to book in advance and make use of the waitlist. 🩷🖤
If you can’t make your appointment let me know ASAP and I will reschedule you, no problem 😌 Then someone else can get that spot and I’m not annoying as I have nothing to do 😂
But how cute is my new sign 🥹 I feel all official 👩💼 Thank you for putting it up for me 🩷
🩷🖤 Me doing my own Hollywood wax like ‘I do this for a living, I’ll be fine’… 🩷🖤
Right before I rip the strip off, hear screaming and genuinely wonder if someone is being murdered.
Only to realise the screaming is actually coming from me. 💀
Ladies, doing YOUR Hollywood waxes? I’m a pro. Quick, efficient, methodical. No hesitation. Clean smooth pulls.
Doing my own?
The FEAR.
The hesitation.
The countdowns.
The peeling the strip back 2mm at a time because suddenly I’ve lost all bravery 😭
At one point I was genuinely considering calling my other half in to come rip the strip off for me because I couldn’t do it. Or just accepting defeat and going to bed like “well… this is my life now.”
Anyway, she’s smooth, I survived, and anyone in the salon probably thought I was being exorcised.✨
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The Blow Lounge, 18 Adelaide Row
Seaham
SR77EF
Opening Hours
| Tuesday | 12pm - 7pm |
| Wednesday | 12pm - 7pm |
| Thursday | 12pm - 7pm |
| Friday | 12pm - 6pm |
| Saturday | 12:30pm - 5pm |
