Coal House Cuts
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Barber Shop located at the side of Upminster Station, Essex
22/05/2026
Our newest team member Tiana has been with us for three weeks and is already making us proud.
She’s been training at college and is now learning the Coal House Cuts way. Patient, focused and picking things up quickly.
Here’s what’s available:
Men’s Haircut — £19
Clipper Cut — £13
Boys Cut (Under 11) — £13
Boys Cut (Under 16) — £16
Beard Trim — £5
Beard Contouring — £8
All bookable via the link in bio.
A great opportunity to support someone at the start of their career and get a great cut at a reduced rate. ✂️
19/05/2026
Your barber can give you the perfect beard.
But what happens at home matters just as much.
Here are the five things that make the biggest difference between a beard that looks great and one that just… exists.
Save this for later. ✂️
you can tell a lot about someone by their haircut
it’s not the length
it’s not the style
just the standard
some people are happy with
quick, convenient, “that’ll do”
others notice everything
how the fade sits
how the lines fall
how it looks three weeks later
they can’t always explain it
but they know when something feels off
and once you’ve had it done properly
it’s actually really hard to go back
and once you notice it, you start seeing it everywhere ✂️
17/05/2026
27 years ago today these doors opened for the very first time.
It was Martino’s back then. A barbershop at Upminster Station that quietly became one of the most trusted names in Upminster.
A lot has changed since 1999. The name. The team. The world.
But the thing that’s never changed is the people who keep coming back.
That means everything to us.
Here’s to 27 years. And to many more. 🐾✂️
14/05/2026
26 years of doing this.
And that’s still the thing that matters most to us.
Not the fastest appointment. Not the most clients in a day.
Just making sure every single person who sits in our chair leaves feeling genuinely great.
That’s Coal House Cuts. ✂️
13/05/2026
We’d like to introduce you to Tiana.
She joined us just over a week ago and she’s already making us proud.
Tiana has been training at college and came to us ready to learn.
Quiet, focused and takes everything on board. She listens. She asks the right questions. And she’s picking things up quickly.
We’re training her our way. The Coal House Cuts way. Same standards, same care, same attention to detail that every client deserves.
And while she’s working towards being fully trained, her haircuts are available at a reduced rate.
So if you fancy booking in with Tiana and being part of her journey, we’d love to have you.
Book via the link in bio. ✂️
“What if I don’t like it?”
It’s one of the most common reasons people put off trying somewhere new.
And honestly, it’s a fair concern. Nobody wants to spend money on a haircut and walk away feeling disappointed.
So here’s what we do.
Before we even pick up the scissors we have a proper consultation. We talk about what you want, what you don’t want, how you style it at home and what’s worked before.
We listen. Properly.
We also check in throughout the cut. Not just cut and hope for the best.
In 26 years we’ve had very few people leave unhappy.
And when something isn’t quite right, we sort it. Simple as that.
If you’ve been putting off booking because you’re not sure, send me a message and let’s have a chat first. No pressure at all. ✂️
09/05/2026
Eight reviews. One week. All five stars.
From kids who wouldn’t sit still to regulars who wouldn’t go anywhere else.
From tea and biscuits to patience that goes above and beyond.
This is what Coal House Cuts is all about.
Thank you to every single client who took the time to leave a review. It genuinely means everything to us.
If you’ve been thinking about booking — this is your sign. ✂️
For a long time, people expected barbershops to be loud. Busy. In and out as fast as possible.
But I think people want something different now.
A place that feels familiar the moment you walk in.
A place where your appointment actually starts on time.
A place where the conversation flows naturally — or the quiet is just as welcome.
A place where your child doesn’t have to be scared.
That’s the kind of barbershop I’ve been building since taking over in 2019.
And honestly — I think we’re getting it right.
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1, Station Approach
Upminster
RM142TH
Opening Hours
| Monday | 9am - 6pm |
| Tuesday | 9am - 6pm |
| Wednesday | 9am - 6pm |
| Thursday | 9am - 7pm |
| Friday | 9am - 6pm |
| Saturday | 8am - 4pm |