Varndells

Varndells

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High-End Barbershop located in West Malling, Kent.

10/09/2026

If you're getting a skin fade, work out the next appointment before you leave.

It looks sharp for about two weeks and acceptable for one more, so a six-week gap means half of it is spent growing out.

Three to four weeks is the honest answer, even though it isn't the one anyone wants.

08/09/2026

Most men use about three times more product than they need and then wonder why it's gone flat by lunchtime.

Start with a pea-sized amount, work it through with your fingers before a brush goes anywhere near it, and add more only if it needs it.

That alone will fix more bad hair days than buying something new.

06/09/2026

If you've been going to the same place for years and it stopped being any good a while ago, you're allowed to leave.

Most men don't, because after that long it feels like ending a friendship rather than changing a service.

Book one appointment somewhere else and see what you think.

Book your next with Louis, link in bio.

04/09/2026

You don't have to talk.

Some people want the chat and some want forty-five minutes where nobody asks them anything, and you can say which when you sit down.

We'd genuinely rather know than guess.

02/09/2026

Two things worth telling your barber before they start:
How you actually style it in the morning, and how long it'll be before you're back in.

Most people bring a photo instead, which tells us what you like the look of but nothing about what your hair does on a Tuesday when you're running late for work and don't have the time to style it properly.

31/08/2026

ALBERT’S 50% OFFER HAS BEEN EXTENDED ✂️

We were due to finish Albert’s introductory offer this week, but we’ve decided to keep it running until Saturday 26th September.

Albert has settled into Varndells brilliantly, and we want to give more of you the chance to experience his work before the introductory period ends.

The extension is open to everyone:

- Never booked with Albert before? 50% off.
- Already been to him? Your next appointment is 50% off too.
- New to Varndells? You’re very welcome to use it.

There’s no limit on how many appointments you can book during the offer period, as long as they take place by 26th September 2026.

With more than 12 years behind the chair, you'll recieve the full Varndells experience at half the usual price.

Book with Albert here: https://varndells.resurva.com/book?pname=Albert

05/08/2026

A few words from Louis on Albert joining the team:

"Albert’s a great barber, a great personality and has more than 12 years of experience behind him. He’ll be a strong addition to the shop.

He’s not as funny as me or as loud as Joey, but he gets my vote for being another West Ham fan 🤣

If you’ve struggled to get booked in with us, now’s a good chance to try Albert and experience the Varndells service.”

Louis O'Farrell, Barber at Varndells

Albert has now joined the team, bringing more availability and over 12 years of experience to the shop on West Malling high street.

Until 3rd September, all services booked with Albert are 50% off. Book your next cut here: https://varndells.resurva.com/

04/08/2026

Albert's settling in!

It's his first day at Varndells and his first clients are in the chair.

You can book with Albert through the link in our bio.

50% off haircuts at Varndells West Malling with Albert through 3rd September.

02/08/2026

A few words from Joey on Albert joining the team:

“It’s exciting to have another experienced barber joining us and to be able to offer more appointment availability for our clients.

More importantly, there’s now another West Ham fan in the shop, so Spencer is well and truly outnumbered.

Next year’s calendar will be West Ham. It’s three votes to one.”

Joey Power, Barber at Varndells

Albert joins the team from Tuesday 4th August, bringing more than 12 years of barbering experience with him.

To welcome him to Varndells, all services booked with Albert will be 50% off until 3rd September. Get booked in to help us give him a warm welcome!

Reserve your half price hair cut here: https://varndells.resurva.com/book?pname=Albert

01/08/2026

You can feel the experience before your haircut is finished.

It shows in the consultation, the control, the small checks and the time taken over the parts that matter.

Albert has spent twelve years behind the barber’s chair. From Tuesday 4th August, that experience has a new home at Varndells West Malling.

To welcome Albert to the shop, haircuts with him will be 50% off until 3rd September 2026.

The full Varndells experience, at half the usual price for his first month.

Book with Albert: https://varndells.resurva.com/book?pname=Albert

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114 High Street
West Malling
ME196NE

Opening Hours

Tuesday 9am - 6pm
Wednesday 9am - 7pm
Thursday 10am - 8pm
Friday 9am - 6pm
Saturday 9am - 4pm