Mahal kita gets mo ba

Q. Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?

A. So he could have sweet dreams.
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Madali lang naman ang exam.

Yung exam:

Ano apelyido ni Harry?
▪️Styles
▪️Potter
▪️Roque

Ano ang English ng Buwan?
▪️Moon
▪️Month

Ano ang kasunod ng Mars?
▪️Jupiter
▪️Pautang
▪️Kelan ka magbabayad

Sa isang relasyon, sino ang palaging tama?
▪️Babae
▪️Girl
▪️Woman
▪️Female
▪️Lady
▪️Binibini
▪️Dalaga

Pag kinagat ka ng a*o ano ang gagawin mo?
▪️Magsusumbong sa pulis para masampahan ng ka*o ang a*o.
▪️Ipapatawag sa guidance office ang a*o para mabigyan ng disciplinary action
▪️Kagatin mo din para quits
▪️Lahat ng nabanggit

Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and wont be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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