Dr Love 101 comedy

President Tinubu dey France, Shettima dey US, Akpabio dey Rome… 😂

Nigeria: “Una dey find who?” 😭

Three leaders, three countries, one Nigeria! 😂✈️
At this point, na Nigeria wey dey travel, we just dey watch from house. 🤣

Governor Soludo, I don come again—but today I come with peace offering 😂😂

Sir, simple question: how many security personnel dey Anambra, and how many Abia get? Because sometimes e be like say Anambra security officers dey work with Google Maps set to “find everybody” 😂

If person cough, dem go ask, “Who cough?”
If person waka, “Where you dey go?”
If person look somehow, “Come, make we ask you question.” 😂😂

But when we look towards Abia and hear people praising Alex Otti, we begin wonder: wetin be the secret? 👀

So Governor Soludo, no vex o—na peaceful question:
How many people dey genuinely happy with your government, and how many dey complain? Make we compare notes. 😂🔥

If all pastors for South-East get Odumeje mind, government for don dey check their blood pressure by now 😂😂

Some pastors dey see government wahala and immediately switch to “Let us pray.” 🙏🤣

But Odumeje? Baba go look government face like: “Come, make we talk true.” 😂

Na why some people dey vex—because truth no get church uniform, and fear no be ministry! 🤣🔥

Una own pastor dey pray for government… Odumeje dey pray AND talk. 😂

SALUDO, MAKE WE DO SMALL EXAM 😂😂

Soludo, enter the same seat with Alex Otti. ⏰
Give yourself the same time wey Otti don spend for Abia.

Go Abia, inspect Otti work.
Come back Anambra, inspect your own work.
Then tell us wetin you see. 😂😂

Because sometimes e be like say the time wey suppose be for Anambra work, na Peter Obi matter dey collect the timetable. 😭

Brother, Peter Obi don leave office since 2014 o! 😂
Anambra people dey ask for development, you dey answer with Obi.

Abeg, no be every morning wey person wake up na “Peter Obi said…” 😂😂

Work no dey fear you? Then make we see the work!
No be everything wey enter microphone suppose become Peter Obi assignment. 🤣🤣

My two brothers, una still remember Mama Virginia Etiaba? 😂
This woman enter Government House, stay only about 3 months, and comot!
Now make una answer me honestly: if we put her short time in office side-by-side with Soludo’s years in Anambra, wetin she achieve and wetin Soludo achieve? 👀😂

Anambra people, una dey here? Make una enter comment section with evidence, no be insult! 😂🔥

Soludo, make we play small game 😂😂

Show me where EFCC don invite Peter Obi over this current debt matter, I go show you the actual EFCC story wey happen before. 😏

Show me where Peter Obi children dey misbehave online, I go show you say internet no be family meeting! 😂

You say Peter Obi investment for Anambra no reach anything? Oya, show us the companies and projects you say you don establish wey employ Ndi Anambra. Then make we compare the records and make people judge for themselves. 🤣

Because this Anambra matter don turn from governor vs former governor to:
“Bring your evidence!”
“No, you bring your own!”
“Where is the receipt?” 😂😂

Ndi Anambra, una dey watch this movie too? 🍿

If you no be tribalism, abeg make una help me understand 😂

Which achievement Tinubu don give una wey ordinary Nigerian fit point at and say, “Yes! Na this one!”? 🤔😂

If na bandit and Boko Haram una wan mention, abeg no shout am ooo… because Nigerians don dey ask for achievement, no be assignment from Defence Headquarters! 😂😂

Una wey support am, come with your receipts. I get popcorn ready. 🍿🤣

My people, especially una wey dey support Tinubu and Soludo, make una remember one thing: TAX IS COMING! 😂😂

No be only promise dey come with government… tax sef get appointment! 🤣

Una say Peter Obi na bad man, Peter Obi na this, Peter Obi na that. Meanwhile, the taxman don dey warm up like striker for 90th minute! 😂

Peter Obi wey una dey call “snow” because everywhere clean, una no gree hear word. Una carry Soludo matter for head, carry Tinubu matter for shoulder… now make everybody hold their wallet well. 😂

When tax message enter your phone, abeg no look at me. I no be Minister of Finance! 🤣🤣

Una remember say tomorrow fit ask una: “Who send you?” 😂