Mwalimu Qeis Biochemistry.

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1. Nobody keeps a seçrët than a Nigerian guy travelling abroad for the very first time... the fēar of Village people is the beginning of wisdom😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

2. Somebody said short people are product of One round,.. is it true?😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

3. Employer will be holding your CV, Birth Certificate, Health Report, School Certificate and still be asking you "tell me about yourself"..
Me: I'm a r@pist sir... Nøñsense 😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

4. But reason with me o... If God approved long distance relātionship, He would have placed Adam and Eve in different gardens.😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

5. Some sisters will get mārried in June and by August, they'll start giving marital advice... If I sound u ehn😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

6. If your parents named you LUCKY, just know that you esçaped Abōrtiön.. yeh! who stone me?😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

7.Nobody says you shouldn't be fat, Buh pls be fat and rich.. Don't come and squēeze people inside Keke and still pay #50😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

8. Ladies pls sháve your ármpits, stop covering them with a laughing emoji when taking a selfie.. This is New Week😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

9. You're shy to remøve your sister's pänt from drying line when it's about to rain, Buh you can remøve the pānt of someone's sister with your teeth abi?.. Heaven knows you are mâd😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

10. If you're always happy in a relatioñship, then you are nothing but a side chiçk.. main chiçk don't always have peace of mind... who knøck me nah?😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

11. Nigerians will travel abroad for a week, take 2000+ pictures, come back to 9ja and start posting it small small for 3 years..
smh😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

12. We are slowly lōsing our culture in Nigeria and it's giving me a lot of concern... Imagine a man washed his hands after eating Puff-Puff instead of rubbing it on his head😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

13. Whenever she comes online and say "who mïssed me?", Then know that the Abōrtiön was successful.. yeh!!!😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

Instead of building schools for their children like other regions, they are busy killing each other over cows and goats, enriching themselves with CDF money, then claim Gachagua is tribal.

The leaders who are supposed to build these schools but decided to become millionaires with the CDF money are the ones barking loudest. The same people who chased away a vice chancellor because he was not from their tribe, only for their university to collapse. I have not heard of headteachers, principals and vice chancellors being chased elsewhere on basis of tribe.

We also have these Somali pirates who decided to divert CDF money to Eastleigh and illegal businesses across the Somalia border instead of building schools for their people. They claim to be marginalised yet we do not see what they do with their allocations. These are the people whining loudest, calling Gachagua an ethic profiler. Let every leader do their work.

Some regions have invested heavily in learning institutions including structures to suit their children. The community and the leaders have invested heavily for their children, not children from areas where leaders are sleeping.

Truth be told, Ndindi Nyoro in Murang'a is not building schools to admit 60% kales, 30% Somalis and 10% kikuyus. He is not. He is an MP for kiharu, for the people of kiharu not bomet or Garissa.

When Ndindi Nyoro is busy investing in academic infrastructure, your MP is busy shouting TUTAM and eating your CDF money. It's not like these regions don't receive money. No, they do! The reason we are having this discussion is we because we have men and women who have slept on their jobs as leaders.

Farah Maalim and his Somali leaders should tell their people where their CDF allocation goes. They neither build roads or schools, but cry daily of marginalisation while flicking their children to other schools built by hardworking MPs.

We must have this discussion. The same politicians calling Gachagua ethnic profiler are to be blamed.

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Kenya Wildlife Service (KWS) has announced the death of Craig, the legendary Amboseli super tusker whose towering presence and iconic, ground-sweeping tusks made him one of the most recognisable elephants in the world.
The 54-year-old elephant died early this morning in Amboseli National Park, marking the loss of a rare conservation icon and one of the last remaining super tuskers in Africa.
📸KWS

Nairobi city opened the year magically, this marks a brighter beginning. Happy 2026🎊

Two Controversies Involving Somali Women Spark Debate on Vulnerability to Foreign Exploitation.

Two separate but highly publicized incidents involving Somali women have ignited intense debate across social media, raising difficult questions about personal responsibility, exploitation, and why some Somali women appear vulnerable to manipulation by foreign men.

In the first case, a Somali woman, married with a child, became involved in an extramarital relationship with a Nigerian man who had reportedly just been released from prison and had a criminal past. The situation escalated when private conversations and intimate details—including messages allegedly sent by her husband—were shared with the Nigerian man.

The controversy exploded further after the Nigerian man publicly exposed the relationship on Snapchat, claiming he had met a Somali woman who abandoned her husband and child for him. He shared screenshots, videos, and personal details, turning the matter into a public spectacle.

What shocked many even more was the woman’s public apology. In her statement, she apologized to her husband and both families, insisting she was not forced and that everything happened with her consent. She controversially claimed that her actions were part of “brand promotion,” alleging she had been marketing a personal brand for five months—an explanation that was met with disbelief and criticism from the public.

In the second case, another Somali woman claimed that the man she was living with had converted to Islam. However, the man later denied the claim, stating clearly that he was not Muslim. He went further to describe the woman as someone without firm principles or religious conviction, remarks that triggered widespread backlash and embarrassment online.

These incidents have led many to argue that the humiliation involved was self-inflicted, while others caution against oversimplifying complex personal and social dynamics.

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The illegal killing of animals increased rapidly. This is illegal per the constitution of kenya.
we must reserve our environment by the takings care of our natural bounties.
The poachers who hunts should fave the law, and the government should implement strict laws and orders to safeguard our environment.
The animals like_digdig, antelope, Garanug are extremely eliminated for the last years due to the lack of policy to safeguard our forest.
I urge everyone to report these matters to the relevant authorities, such as KWS and their alignments

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Jugalar vein is vein that runs from phyrnax to thyroid gland through the neck. God say that we r close or nearer to the person than the vein.

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