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Student : "Sir, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Yes!"

Student: "How do you put an elephant inside
a fridge?"🤷🏼‍♂️

Teacher: "I don't know."🤨

Student: "It's easy😊, you just open the fridge
and put it in😌. I have another question!"🙋🏼‍♂️

Teacher: "Ok, ask."

Student: "How to put a donkey inside the
fridge?"🤷‍♂️

Teacher: "It's easy😊, you just open the fridge
and put it in."😌

Student: "No sir😐, You just open the fridge
take out the elephant and put it in."😌

Teacher: "Ooh...ok!!"

Student: "Let me ask another one🙂. If all the
animals went to lion's birthday party,
and one animal went missing which one
would it be?"🤔

Teacher: "The lion of course! Because it would
eat all the animals."☺️

Student: "No sir🤨, it is the donkey because it's
still inside the fridge."😩

Teacher: "Are you kidding me?"😕

Student: "No sir😌, 1 last question."🙋🏼‍♂️

Teacher: "Ok!"

Student: "If there's a river full of crocodiles
and you wanted to cross, how would you?"🤔

Teacher: "There's no way, I would need a
boat to cross."😌

Student: "No sir😕, you just swim🏊and cross it
because all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party including the crocodile ..."💃💃

Teacher:☹️ "I have my own question😩, if all the
students come to school except one person,
who is the person..."😏

Student: "No idea sir..."🤷

Teacher: "It's you😒 because you are on two
weeks suspension🙄 for giving me headache.
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A SICK woman was lying on her sick bed with her husband by her side, she turned to him and said:

WIFE: Honey, I have a confession to make........!

HUSBAND: save your strength my LOVE.

WIFE: Nooo, I want to say it so that when I dìe my spirit will be at rest.

HUSBAND: ok.

WIFE: I have been stealing your money giving it to my BOYFRIEND.
You are not the father for our son JUNIOR.
I was the one who stole your gold wrist watch and hide it in your sister's bag so you will drive her away........... Please forgive Me.🙄

HUSBAND: I know ALL these things, that is why I POISÔNED you. 🤭
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"My wife met someone on Facebook, their thing is going on for almost 4weeks now.The guy is unemployed,as soon as I leave for work they start chatting,she sends him airtime and money.last week she told me about her sick aunt and she needed money to send to her,it was a lie,she sent 15,000 to her guy.She told the guy that she is happy with me and she is doing this just for fun.

They spoke about s*x and they agreed to do it on their first date,the guy told my wife not to have s*x with me for at least one week before the day because he wants her fresh, from last week she is telling me that she is not ok to sleep with me.

They will meet on Thursday and she doesn't know that I am the new guy with a fake account."

Mtoto wa brother ya sister ya bwana wa cousin ya aunt ya uncle ya neighbor wako unamuitaje 🤔🤔🤔😒😒

How dramatic was your mum ?
Bring those testimonies

Mine : nimetoka.. pandeni miti zote watu wajue nilizaa nyani.😂😂😂

I remember the day I came back from school with my maths paper which i scored 90%, my mother asked me why I added the 0 and I said I didn't add it. She gave me some stroke but I still insisted and she was about to kill me now but I still insisted because truly I didn't add that 0, it was 9 that I added.

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