Evetex love

Don't let memories trick you to reconnect with toxic people you left behind

You must not drink poison because you are thirsty

Don't do that to yourself please

😥Chapter:2😢
She nákéd me in the classroom and used me for bíólogy prácticals in the presence of my classmates.

After taking off my clóthes and sínglet, she took off my tróusers, and it was remaining my bóxers! The shout and láughter from the girls increased as she then reached for my bóxers and began drágging it down!

Immediately a well of deep ánger rose within me as I reached out for her hand and bíte it deeply. The teacher scréámed loudly in páin as she drágged her hand from my móuth forcefully and began flógging me mercílessly.

Knéel down there, she said as she rushed outside the class and carried a two by two wóod. She was about to hít me with it when the vice principal walked into the class. He had seen when the female teacher ran out of the class to carry the wóod and was wondering what was going on when he decided to come and see for himself

What is going on here Mrs. Uche, the vice principal asked as soon as he entered the class.

It's nothing serious Sir, it's just that Tunde the new student is causing núisance in my class. Sir can you imagine that this boy fíred me a rúbber ring while I was teaching the class, she said as the class chorused hmmmm in shóck.

Will you all keep quíet, Mrs. Uche shóuted at the class who had started múttering because of what she had just told the Vice principal.

What.........this new student did that to you, is that why he is wearing only his únderwear? The vice principal asked.

Yes Sir, Mrs. Uche replied.

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They are co-wives. The one braiding is the second wife, the baby the first wife is holding belongs to the second wife. Their husband will return home to see his family happy. This is how first and second wife lived in peace in Africa before white men brought their culture of one man one wife. Today we have more divorces, single mothers and problematic relationship. The white men who advised Africans with one man one wife are now advising Africans to go into man to man or woman to woman marriages! Use your senses Comrades.

🫶🏽A teacher gave a balloon to every student, who had to inflate it, write their name on it and throw it in the hallway. The teacher then mixed all the balloons. The students were then given 5 minutes to find their own balloon. Despite a hectic search, no one found their balloon.

At that point, the teacher told the students to take the first balloon that they found and hand it to the person whose name was written on it. Within 5 minutes, everyone had their own balloon.

The teacher said to the students: "These balloons are like happiness. We will never find it if everyone is looking for their own. But if we care about other people's happiness, we'll find ours too."
May your day be filled with happiness. ❤️

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I thought pregnancy was just 9 months of baby bump and glowing skin.
Bro, it’s also 9 months of emotional confusion, midnight hunger, and fear of saying the wrong thing 😭

One night, my wife woke me up by 2:14am and said,
“I want hot puff-puff... with peppered snail... and zobo.”

I said, “Babe, where will I see that by this time??”
She replied: “You’re shouting at me because I’m carrying your child?” 😭😭

Omo, I wore slippers and started driving round town.
No puff-puff, no snail. I bought gala and Fanta.
Gave her the bag. She looked inside and said…
“You don’t love me.” 💔

Bros, I just knelt down and said “Sorry, ma.”
I was hugging her belly and apologizing to the baby I haven’t met yet. 😭

Then one day she cried because I finished the plantain chips. I thought it was a joke. It wasn’t.

Hmmmm Pregnancy humbles a man.

It’s not just her hormones that change — your patience must upgrade.

Don’t argue. Just say “Yes, baby.” and go and look for mango at 3am.

Shout out to every man that survived pregnancy phase without crying in the bathroom 😂

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10 THINGS YOU MUST KNOW
BEFORE GETTING MARRIED.
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1. No matter how posh your spouse is, just remember that one day, they'll use the toilet and may not remember to flush it well. Yes you'll see his/her faeces. Does that sound nice? Flush it and move on, you won't die.

2. As much as you both will smell nice to occasions with glamourous apparels, sometimes you'd wake up to their bad breaths and body odour! They won't always smell nice.

3. Your wife during dating wore her best panties. In marriage, you might see more of torn panties, and shame won't even catch her. Be ready, that your hubby who changed boxer everyday during dating days might be wearing one for a week in marriage. Lol 😂

4. For men with blown egos, one day your wife will challenge, beat her hand to her chest, and you won't do anything. Lol.

5. Some days you'll fight with your spouse all through the day, but you'll be forced to apologise even when you're not at fault because you'll be h***y at night and can't just hold it. Konji will humble your ego.

6. Your seraphic and sanctimonious spouse who you hardly saw any fault in, after honeymoon might be the most annoying thing ever. E dey clear for eyes sometimes. lol

7. As a man who's all passionate about s*x now, you can't wait to marry. A time will come in marriage, she'd walk around naked and your d**k won't even erect. “Young woman abeg let me rest I'm tired..”

8. Your wife will provoke you and you'd reject food, thinking she'd beg, and she'd just walk away and go to bed. Las las, you'll hide and go and eat. That's what we call trimming your ego. *Holds laugh*

9. Your spouse might love you, but you'll have to deal with the reality that there might be one of your siblings they won't really like sha.

10. There might be times you'll wake up and feel like, “how did I even marry this person”. You'll feel like you just want to be, not because they necessarily did anything wrong o. But guess what? No exit door

A Female Professor was invited for a lecture and the topic she chose to talk about was polygamy.

She talked about the benefits of polygamy, why women should embrace it and support their husbands towards achieving it.

As she kept emphasising on this topic, a lady from the audience raised her hand, stood up and introduced herself before speaking.

Lady: "Prof, I really appreciate this topic because I am relieved of my fear, I never knew you are this simple and understanding. Your message has given me the opportunity to open up to you".

She cleared her throat and continued.

"I have been married to your husband for the past four years, and between us, we have a set of twins".

To the greatest surprise of all in the hall, the Professor fainted and was rushed to the hospital.

After she was revived, she opened her eyes to see the same lady standing by her bedside.

Lady: Prof, I don't know who your husband is. I just lied to you to see if you can handle what you preach to others.

Next time, please speak on subjects that you are good at. Don’t stand up on a stage and throw your thoughts around just because you have the title professor in front of your name.

Lesson:
Teach what you can practice.
Have a nice day