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UNREGARDED BILLIONAIRE .
In the Splendor Hotel of Orlando, Florida.

“Sir, your takeout has arrived.”

Jordan Steele, who was wearing the uniform of a takeout delivery man, knocked on the hotel’s door.

“Coming!”

The guest room door opened, and Jordan froze in shock when he saw the couple inside!

Jordan did not know the man who opened the door.

However, the beautiful woman in a bathrobe behind that man was Jordan’s wife, Hailey Camden!

Clang!

Jordan dropped the takeout that he was carrying in his right hand onto the ground!

Just a second ago, Jordan was still curious about the person who ordered the takeout.

Splendor Hotel was a five-star hotel, and the guests who lived there would seldom order takeout.

Even if they did order takeout, the hotel would only allow the delivery man to send it to the lobby.

However, the person who ordered takeout arranged for Jordan to deliver it to the door of his room.

Who would have thought that Jordan would run into his wife while delivering takeout this time!?!

Looking at the takeout that was on the ground, the stranger was furious.

He was just about to lash out at Jordan when he heard Hailey exclaiming in shock.

“Hubby! You… Why are you here!?!”

Startled, the stranger started sizing Jordan up.

Jordan was of a medium build and was very good-looking. He was donning a yellow takeout deliveryman’s uniform.

The stranger smiled and said, “Hailey, so your husband is a delivery man, huh? Hah, if I had known earlier, I would have called for room service instead of takeout.”

Despite running into Hailey’s husband, it did not fluster the man at all!

It was because he knew Jordan was a live-in son-in-law!

He had an inferior status among the Camdens!

Jordan looked at Hailey furiously.

“Hailey, I’ve been married to you for three years! I’ve prepared all of your meals and took care of your dog and cat with no complaints. I did not let you down!”

“For the past three years, you didn’t even let me touch your hand! I always

WISDOM FOR PARENTING

1- Avoid Giving your child everything he asks for. He will grow up believing that he has the right to get everything he wants.

2-Avoid laughing when your child speaks insulting words. He will grow up thinking that disrespect is entertainment.

3-Avoid remaining insensitive to bad behavior that he can display without scolding him for his bad behavior. He will grow up thinking that there are no rules in society.

4- Avoid picking up anything that your child messes up. He will grow up believing that others must take responsibility for his responsibilities.

5- Avoid letting him watch any program on TV. He will grow up thinking that there is no difference between being a child and being an adult.

6- Avoid giving your child all the money he asks for. He will grow up thinking that getting money is easy and will not hesitate to steal for it.

7- Always avoid putting yourself on his side when he is wrong against the neighbors, his teachers, the police. He will grow up thinking that everything he does is right, it is the others who are wrong.

8- Avoid leaving him alone at home when you go to the place of worship, otherwise he will grow up thinking that God does not exist.

May our labour over our children not be in vain
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Since Buhari has been the most mentioned name in Nigeria this past years, I think Oxford Dictionary should consider creating a space for him in the dictionary.
For example:

Buhari: /bu-ha-ri/ adjective: hard, difficult.Verb: buhari. Past Tense: buharied Present Continuous: buharying Present Perfect: buharise
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E.g:.. Some girls always like to buharise things.. The test was buharistic... I had a very buharied week.
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: To complicate, make things worse, unbearable.
😂😂😂 E.g:.. Please don't come and buharificate issues here... The only way to reduce applicants is to buharify the process... How was your exam? It was buharific!
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*Who is Jesus?*

*In chemistry,*
He turned water to wine.
John 2:6-10
John 4:46

*In biology,*
He was born without the normal conception;

Isaiah 7:14
Luke 1:26- 37

*In physics,*
He disapproved the law of gravity when He ascended into heaven;

Mark 16:19

*In economics,*
He disapproved the law of diminishing return by feeding 5000 men with
two fishes & 5 loaves of bread;

Matthew 14:19
John 6:13

*In medicine,*
He cured the sick and the blind without administering a single dose of drugs;

Matthew 15:30
Mark 1:34

*In history,*
He is the beginning and the end;

John 1:1-5
Revelation 22:13
Revelation 21:6

*In government,*
He said that He shall be called Wonderful Counselor, Prince of Peace;
Isaiah 9:6-7

*In religion,*
He said no one comes to the Father except through Him;

John 14:4-6

*So, Who is He? He is Jesus!*

The Greatest Man in History

Jesus had no servants,
yet they called Him Master.

Had no degree,
yet they called Him Teacher.

Had no medicines,
yet they called Him Healer.

He had no army,
yet kings feared Him.

He won no military battles,
yet He conquered the world.

He committed no crime,
yet they crucified Him.

He was buried in a tomb,
yet He lives today.

I feel honoured to serve such a Leader who loves us.

Tell the world about HIM today!

*The hand that will send this message to everybody shall not labor in vain, Amen*

This life is a lesson, we learn everyday as we are alive.

Three weeks ago, I had a one night stand with a girl I picked up while I was on my way home. This girl introduced herself as Ronke, a Yoruba girl from Osun state. I love Osun state and it's people. She told me about her church, and described to me where she worshipped. But Ronke never gave me her address.
In the bedroom Ronke was fire and breamstone joined together. She was more than a professional when it came to handling a man on bed. She gave it to me in all styles and angles until I got tired and slept off, snoring like a spoilt generator.
What surprised me was when I woke up in the morning to find a plate of porridge served to me right beside my bed. Beside it was a cup of hot tea and a note. I picked up the note and read its content.
"Alexander, I'm gone.
Hope you enjoyed your meal, you must be famished by now.
Love. Ronke."
Ronke had left me no number to contact her. I quickly picked up my wallet to confirm my cash. My wallet was still stocked with my eighty thousand naira, and no single note was missing. What manner of girl is this. Ronke had every chance to steal from me, and I wouldn't even know, but she never did. She had left my room just the way it was, and even took time out to cook and serve me my breakfast.
That very day, I decided that it was time I finally got into a serious relationship. And this time, I wanted it to be with Ronke. I was already fed up with being single. How can a man like me be single. This time, I made up my mind that a girl like Ronke was what I needed.
I was tired of meeting all this girls that fly at night. All those ATM and Money sucking mosquito girls had already scared me away from love. But Ronke had revived it. She may have heard her flaws because of the one night stand that took place, but she had proved herself different. After all, we are all humans with sexual feelings.
I set out to Ronke's church for two reasons. God forgive me. The First was to search for Ronke, and the second was to get her address. This Wednesday

MEANING OF KISSES
Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready
Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together
forever
Kiss on the Ear = You are my everything
Kiss on the Cheek = We're friends
Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
Kiss on the Shoulder = I want You
Kiss on the Lips = I love You
1. WHAT SOME GESTURE MEANS...
Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
Slap on the Butt = That's mine
Holding on tight = I don't want to let go
Looking into each other's Eyes= I just plain love you
Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go. Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you
2. ADVICE - Don't ask for a kiss, take one and If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love..

~BLIND REVENGE(battle of the gods)
~written by
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Episode 1
Everywhere was dark and silent, only the
chirping of the birds and the creaking of the
insects could be heard in the lonely forest of
Utah located in a Rome.
An old house built with woods and bamboo
sticks could be seen in the middle of the
forest.
INSIDE THE HOUSE
“you have to be careful, remember this is
your first mission” A man probably in his
early 60s told a young boy, a youth.
AS NARRATED BY DARLINGTON
“yes master, the fact that this is my first
mission won’t stop me” I replied my master.
Master Malcolm confronted me on the
mission ahead and told me some details on
it.
“you should know you are not just on an
ordinary mission, you are on a revenge
mission. This people killed your parents” He
reminded me.
“yes master and i will make sure i bring
them down” I assured.
“good!” He said and left after giving me a
piece of paper..
I looked at it and it was just a detail on my
mission, nothing more or less.
Date: 14th January 2014,
Location: Orden, Rome,
Target: Herbert Elmer.
I know you would want to know about me.
Well, i am Darlington(no surname coz i have
no parent). I growed up in the jungle with a
man who happened to be my master. Master
Malcolm taught me so many things(how to
fight in Kung Fu, use the gun, use the sword
and many others). But i usually find it very
easy to do them…. Maybe it’s my talent
anyway. There is a star, a shining star on my
wrist which only me can touch.
I was told by my master, Master Malcolm that
a group of men killed my parents when i
was young and he took the risk of saving.
He had to run to a safe place so that he will
not be located and that’s why we are in the
jungle today, that man really tried for me. .
BACK TO PRESENT
I touched the star on my wrist and
disappeared.
PALACE OF THE ROMAN EMPEROR. ROME.
Robin(the emperor) and one of his brother
were discussing.
“ever since he gave birth to the choosen
one, he disappeared” Herbert said.
“brot