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Happy anniversary to us.
5years of God faithfulness

It’s hard to hear God’s voice when you’ve already decided what you wanted him to say.

Dear Ghanaians, please don’t think we now like you because we are praising you abeg.

We still don’t understand why you will use egg to eat fufu 😡

May the Lord bless you with a life filled with so much hope and love. May His abundance continue to shower upon you all throughout the coming year; Happy birthday my son.

Hi

I'm absolutely gutted that I'm unable to make it to your wedding, despite your invite.

We decided that the color for the groomsmen would be yellow but my colorblind tailor has just delivered a green trad pack.

I know my absence will make you sad but dw, I'll send you a token.

Happy married life and see you in London next month, my boy.

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Before marriage, we all thought that once the knots are tied, this life go sweet die. Only you with your man/woman, enjoying, partying, shopping, doing somersaults anyhow, this, that, yen yen yen😂...🤣

Most of us didn't consider the pressures that would come from home keeping, financial pressure on the family, stress from inlaws, friends, coping with the demands of our jobs while securing the home front, etc.

We didn't even think that a time would come when little discussions could result to very big quarrels, and you could actually keep malice with your partner, and say to hell with him/her.

We thought having s*x everyday would just be fun since we've gotten the licence to be weird, we never imagined that we would one day be forming tayad in the oza room😀.

We thought everything would just go as planned and we will live happily ever after. Never did we imagine the frustrations, the heartbreaks, the regrets, the hurtful words and actions that would one day come from our heartthrob intentionally or otherwise.

Most of us thought love texting is fun and would never cease, but here we are, sending list of things to buy, issues to be resolved, school fees, utility bills, etc 😂😂most times even forgetting to add love you at the end of the messages.

What about pillow talks? 😀. We enjoyed lots of it during courtship, discussing the future, totori-ing each other, giglling throughout the night, and all...
We thought marriage would bring out the PhD of that aspect... 😂😂. Little did we know that sometimes we would sleep off on the couch even without having our night bath. Pillow talks haff advanced to kitchen/on-the-way-out talk😀

As you're coming out from one challenge, you're faced with another. It's like a loop, we keep going round and never getting to the end.

These things are overwhelming to a lot of people, you see wonderful sweet women becoming something else, the men most times start looking for outdoor activities, some, see themselves as stuck with each other and just continue to manage and hope for a better tomorrow, while the impatient ones seek ways and excuses to return to spinsterhood/bachelorhood. 🤷‍♀️

It takes a lot to make this thing called marriage work. If you've not been there you won't understand any of those☝️.

So the next time you see couples celebrating their marriage anniversary, rejoice with them, cos what they celebrate is beyond the beautiful appearances they put up and the fine pictures you see on social media.

Every marriage anniversary is worth celebrating, don't wait until you're 25years in marriage.

Kudos to all men and women who despite the many challenges are still keeping up with the love they saw and believed in, may God continue to strengthen your home and give you double success for every effort you make, Amen.

And to the singles, may the Lord Almighty grant you the rightful spouse. Amen

If you can't forgive, please don't marry. Marriage is a Ministry of 'Offence'. So you must be a permanent secretary in Forgiveness Department, with a Phd in Understanding, M.Sc in Loving and a B.Sc in Tolerance
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May God bless all marriages. Amen

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So, EFCC released full list of 58 Ex-Govs who embezzled N2.187T, Obi is exempted

Again, Obi is EXEMPTED!

If your fav is on that list, S**U anytime Obi and Obidients are speaking!

Mention one major investor that has come into the country since Tinubu administration.

I will wait.

You demolished a thriving businesses for a road, you have done your worst and businesses will try to mend their wounds. Investors calls everywhere, they will get ambivalent about investment in Nigeria, that’s how we start to lose reputation in the international circles, the rain didn’t start drenching us today. Power is transient!