Tessy Jacobs

Can someone Tell me the local name of this leaf here👇

1. Only in Nigeria can one find a native doctor using a laptop. You then wonder, are they consulting the spirits online? 😀 🤣

2. Do not worry if time does not wait for you. Simply remove the battery from the clock and live your life. 😂

3. A beggar tells a rich Nigerian prince that money can't buy happiness. The prince thinks for a while, then replies, "Well, true, but poverty can't buy anything. 🤣

4. Problems everywhere! A man in Abuja recently bought a used Samsung Galaxy phone and found photos of his girlfriend on it. 😂

5. A small apple is now ₦100. Something the serpent gave Eve for free.🤣

6. Stop warming bath water with a cooking pot; one man in the bank today was smelling like jollof rice. 😂

7. That moment during exams when the teacher asks you to sit in the front, you look back and see your friends cheating peacefully.😀

8. There are two reasons why I won't let my girlfriend drive my Range Rover. One, I don't have a girlfriend, and two, I don't have a Range Rover. 😂

9. There is a woman behind every successful man. Do you know why? Because women do not follow unsuccessful men. 😅

10. Those of you who eat dinner by 6 p.m. and stay comfortable until daybreak, please tell me how you do it. The day I tried that, I almost fainted.😅

11. I thought money was the only thing that could change people until I went to a wedding yesterday, and ordinary Jollof rice made someone act as if she did not know me.

12. Can the last born marry a last born? What if they wake up in the middle of the night and start crying, "I want to see my mother?"

13. Which part of Nigeria is my fatherland? I'm broke and want to sell my portion.😅

My name is Tessy Jacobs ❤️ and am the best of what I do 💓

One of the barrier that has stopped many writers who intend to become authors someday is the fear of having no one who'll read their book.

Am I right?

The often ask, "what if no one reads my book? What if no one buys my book?"

That question has killed the passion of many intending authors.

Now, I want to ask you.

What if people read your book?
What if nations gather to buy your book?
What if your book becomes a best and fast selling book?

Dear,
Anything is possible.
Your book will have buyers.

Stop giving yourself negative questions that demands no answer.

Go and write that book.

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I love you and I'm sincerely rooting for you.

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I am Tessy Jacobs -𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐅𝐋𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑.
I am a content and story writing coach. I help newbies in the writing industry become experts through a one-on-one session with me.

So, yesterday I came back to our estate with my friend I've been staying in her house and made peace with my landlady.

My landlady offered us food and we ate to our satisfaction. we gist and laughed.

We became close again like we were the first time I moved into the compound.

I returned to my room with my friend.

Immediately my friend entered the bathroom to shower I didn't know what carried my landlady to my room.

My landlady sat on the couch and she was looking around my room in admiration.

From the bathroom where my friend was bathing she called my name and said;

Tessy, this your landlady toto dey scratch her wella.

My landlady looked at me and we both looked at each other.

I didn't know what to say.

I smiled and told my friend: Landlady is here to greet us ooh.

She didn't hear what I said and she didn't know the landlady was in my room.

My friend continued and said:

She too gét hót pant abég and nà só só fîné smàll gûys shé déy càrry. All these old cargoes will not leave our young guys for us to enjoy.

I shouted her name for her to stop!

My friend still did not understand why I screamed her name she thought I was enjoying her gist.

From the bathroom, she said:

Yes na, only God knows what she takes that boosts her libîdó. She changes guys as if she changes undîés. I tire fór that woman make she rest so her toto go rest rest.

Shut up! Just shut up!! Who even told you my landlady is carrying Shuga boys? I shouted so she could hear me.

My friend said:

Na you tell me na abi you no see that small boy that ran inside her room when we entered her house.

This is me looking at my landlady wishing the gróund would just ópen and swàllów me👇👇

My name is Tessy Jacobs ❤️