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An Igbo engineer can't find a job so
he opens a clinic and puts a sign
outside
"GET TREATMENT FOR 20k -
IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k".
A lawyer thinks this is a great
opportunity to earn 100k and goes to
the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of
taste"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine
from box no.22 and put 3 drops in
patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of
taste is restored. Give me 20k"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after
a few days to recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I
cannot remember anything"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine
from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in
his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene.
You gave this to me last time for
restoring my taste"
Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your
memory back. Give me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and
then comes back a week later
determined to get back 100k.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become
very weak"
Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any
medicine for that, so take this 100k"
Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But
this is 20k, not 100k"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is
restored. Give me 20k"
You can't beat an Igbo man... when it comes in time of money 😂🤣💔😂🙆♂️please friends
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06/06/2024
An Old Farmer who owned 10acres of land writes to her Son who is in Prison:
"Dear Son, this year I won't be able to plant Potatoes because I can't dig the field by myself, I know if you are here, you would have helped me".
The Son writes back,
"Mummy don't even think of digging the field because that's where I buried all the money I stole amounting to 300million
The Police read the letter and the next Day he hired some people to till the whole field supervising them they tilled up the land looking for the money but nothing was found.
The following Day the Son wrote again,
'Now plant your Potatoes mummy , it's the best I can do from here.
Wisdom surpasses.everything
Otiks
Am not sure how, but I will.
26/05/2023
Who invited the Soldiers to LekkiTollgate and who ordered them to strike but lied about it until he was caught? - SANWO OLU
A woman has been arrested after she beat her maid to d€ath then dumped the body in a bush in Anambra state.
The National Agency for the Prohibition of Trafficking in Persons (NAPTIP), Anambra Command, arrested the woman after which she confessed to the crime.
The woman took NAPTIP officials to the bush where she buried the child.
Speaking in Igbo, she said: "I beat her and she started convulsing so I took her to Kings (hospital). Getting there, she died, so I threw her body here."
The child's body was already decomposing in the video shared online.
The woman will be charged to court.
16/03/2022
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