Vandi Francis

Birthday blessings

Big shout-out to my newest top fans! Mazi Francis

😂LAUGH AGAIN🤣

1. Girls with gâp teeth chêāt 😬 a lot, they always have Space for another guy🙄😏

2. Relātionship stréss is so paînfúl, i scrâtçhed someone's head in a taxi thinking its mine😒😂

3. I wonder why Women called it mēnstrúatiôn Instead of womenstruation. They like shifting all Their prøblems to men.😑🏃🏃

4. I always hâted weddings😏 because the elderly would come over and poke to me saying "You're next💁‍♂️." They st0pped doing it when I started doing it to them at fúnêrāls.🚶‍♂️😌

5. I can't wait to marry 3 wives So that 3 of them will be fighting over who will sleep with me first??😂

6. Nothing is as paînfúl as swall0wing a st0len meat without chewíng because you thought that someone was coming😒😒😒
Very very painful 😖

7. Kids Of 2years Can Now Unloçk Phones And Play Candy Crūsh.
At That Age I Was Chewíng Sand🙆🙆‍😒

8. Can't wait to get marrīed, one little Argúmēnt 🙄 I'm leaving the ring on the table😌!

9. That moment when you're trying to make a silént fàrt while chilling with family 😘 and the Dëvîl connects the speakers.😭😭
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10. I swear with my life to like and comment on this post and also follow his pagee and profile... Remember you don swear 😲 😲 🏃🏃😊😊

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😂 KEEP LAUGHING 😂
1. If my parents normally return the money they borrow from me when I was small , who is David or Peter Obi compared to me 😂😂😀😀🤣

2).Looking left and right before crossing the road means you don't have confidence in God,
Glory, Just cross and go, God is watching you.😂😂

3. You will never see African parents kissing, hugging or in any form of romance... But Boom! 12 children.. how come???🤤🤔🤔🤷🤷🤷

4. I was telling my father that I wanted to barb ponk ✊✊🖖✊is reply was that (I think u have owned a house somewhere)🤣

5. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.😁😁😁😁👨 I mean look at me now..

6.People will be saying Samson was the strongest man in the Bible. Have you forgotten that Solomon was handling 1000 women? 😂

7. If she cheats on you, don't beat her o, be a gentleman.. Just give her fake money to the market, they will beat her there for you.🤷😂😂

8. Women love s*x more than men.
Yes! That's why God gave them period so that they can rest. Am I making sense?🙆😎

9. Ebuka carry 3k enter boutique go test the trouser of 26k. now zip don spoil .
As I dey talk so, nah the shop him dey mop since morning😭😭

10. Ordinary go and cover the soup, five meat don lost... Glory why???🙄😅🤷🤷

11. It's raining💦 and you are telling someone daughter to enter your room..🤣🤣
Emeka are you Noah? Abi ur room nah Ark?😛😛

12: Cameroon and pidgin shaa!!
Me; Uchena the fuel wey e dey inside generator e plenty or e small
Uchena: E plenty small😂😂

13.Pls is it a crime to stop a commercial taxi ... Greet all the passengers and then walk away ?
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14. What is WICKEDNESS?🤷🤷 wickedness is when you read my jokes and refuse to react and follow my profile 😭😭😭😭🤷

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