Peter Ikechukwu

A wife to her husband: "Honey, what are you doing?" "Im reading our marriage certificate." "What for?" "Im looking for the expiry date..."
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NO BODY KNOWS TOMORROW

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1. Imagine I was talking to my sister and a guy appear from nowhere saying what are you doing with this baboon ? Bros are you ok at all😳🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
2. A boy met his father in the sitting room reading newspaper, the boy asked his father "can I watch the TV?" the father replied him " yes but don't switch it on. Abeg I want to faint 😝🙆🙆🙆👀👀
3.i met a girl on Facebook, she told me that her father has an android car and I told her that our swimming pool got burnt yesterday she blocked me immediately
Pls are we not doing lying competition ☺️😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😢😲
4. Your boyfriend left his phone unlocked with you, instead of you to transfer money from his account to your account, you are busy reading his messages. Sister are you ok?🤔🙄🙄🙄🙄
5. Please if u are normal Pls join my group below👇, the group is only for normal people. If u are not normal no need of joining the group ( make u no come there and be shouting I have the video ) don't forget only normal people 😷😷😯
** i ask againoo, all those that always read my post and will not join our comedy group, abeg Watin they gain?? LAUGH SWEET 😂😂­­👈 I beg you to pls join the comedy group when u finish reading.

6. Nigeria guys will not kill me. When you don't have anything to tell the girl again, bros end the chat na.
Whic one is "so babe what's your favorite age?"😗😆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆😢
7. If a guy kindly ask for your number, kindly give him your dad's number and the recharge card to call him. Girls am I communicating?😙🤷😬😬😬😬­😬😬
8. Is in Nigeria that your father will hold belt and will still be telling you that he is not going to beat you. Am I a horse?💪💪😲😲😲😲
9. Our pastor told us that anybody that tells lies will enter hell fire. 3mins later I heard the pastor and his children singing
I remember when I was a soldier
I don't have much to say lemme be going 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
10. My father will advice me for 5hrs and will still saying I don't have much to say 😭😷😷
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I dey my room jeje this morning, na
im MTN come send me message say
"You have just won a 7 days free
amazing facts sms" Since na free, I
said no problem. I come si down for
one corner dey expect wonerful and lovely
facts.
The first message come
enter saying "Do you know that
Nigeria is a country" followed by the
second saying "we get meat from
animals" I open my mouth in shock,
then the third one came in "Do you know that
fishes cannot fly" See this
yeye MTN ?
Them think say na only
them sabi facts. I come begin my
own :
*Do you know that Abacha was
alive before he died *Do you know
that orphans no get mama and papa *Scientist
confirmed that dwarfs are
short people *UNILAG dey for Lagos
state *Do you know that urine is
liquid * Do you know StArSeeD is my name* Do you
know that everybody
reading this post is smiling *Do you
know that anybody that adds his/her own will
be
more happier . . . Abeg,
add yours make the fun continue
contribute to starseed jokes for a lot fun😊😊