Kudos Beauty palace

🌝❤🤗 JOKES TIME 😜😁😂

1. Calling a fāt girl angel is wīckedness..
Can she fly? 💁‍♂️
Please call her "Rōck of Ages"🙈🤣

2. I pity men that ārgūe with wømen..
🤔How can you be ārguiñg with someone wey water never touch her head for a month now? 🙆‍♂️🚶

3. My sister, no mān is perfect.
Just choose your Dēmōn and keep pouring anointing oil on him😋

4. Ladies, U are dāting 6 guys and you are mōçking a prøstitúte 🤔..
My sister, it's the same company, just that you are in a private sector and she is in a public sector 🤷

5. Don't f!ght in any Yøruba party🎈 ooh
😌Even their stew🍲 seff is a wēāpon

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6. Yesterday, I gave my food to a bēggar and today the bēggar gave me a book📕 tittled "How to be a great coōk"
Please what does that mean?? 🙆‍♂️

7. First day at boarding school, they served us rice🍚, I was waiting for stew when a guy told me "my brother, this is jollof rice ooh😮.. 🙆‍♂️😭

8. Dear ladies, the silence you keep when you find money in your bøyfriends pocket, kindly do the same when you find him chëâting 🏃😂

9. This is Nigeria where we don't change remote batteries, once you slāp the back of the remote härdly..
It will come back to its senses 😋

10. Embarrāssmēñt is when you want to squēēze 10 naira note into offering box and fan bl0w it to the alter😩..
My neighbor was a vīçtim 😥

11. Never you marry💍 a man or a woman you cannot joke 0r play with.. 🙅‍♂️
Marriage is not a mīlitāry ground😁

12. Kīssīng is an emotional things,
If you are kīssīng and she doesn't close her eyes, my brother, that girl is a thîëf 🙅‍♂️😂

13. For those of you dāting mārried man,
Continue!!.., the girl that will dēstroy your høme is still in jss2 rūbbing Vaseline in her stomach🙄

14. If everyone on social media was quite like you..
Many will dīe of dēprēssiōn, 😒

So appreciate❤ me that take out time to entertain you😘.🤝 Kindly follow me for more interesting jokes
Kudos

GREAT ANNOUNCEMENT ‼️‼️

FOOTBALL VS S£X

1. Going to ur boyfriend or Girlfriend's house without being invited = Offside😂💔😂

2. Dating a girl today and having s€x on the same day = Free kick😂💔😂

3. Condom = Defender😂💔😂

4. Abortion = Red card😂💔😂

5. Condom breaks = Penalty😂💔😂

6. A girl with a lot of energy = Captain😂💔😂

7. Having s€x without a condom = Own goal😂💔😂

8. Taking a lot of time without c^ming = Man of the match😂💔😂

9. S€xing three girls in one day = Hat trick😂💔😂

10. Having s£x with ur Ex = Friendly match😂💔😂

11. Eight years of s£x without getting a child = Arsenal😂😂💔😂😂

12. After two rounds and u request for more = Extra time😃😃

13. Taking it gently when having s£x = Fair play😆

14. Biting ur girlfriend's ni***es = Suarez😜😁

15. Two legs on the shoulder as if u are changing pampers = Throwing🤩😅

16. Asking her "how do u want it?" = Taking instructions from the touchline😂💔

17. A lady using pills after s£x and later she still gets pregnant = Defensive error
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18. A girl getting pregnant = Goooooal😜😁🤩

19. Having s£x with ur girlfriend and ur mum opens the door = Injury😂💔😂

20. A guy who impregnated the lady = Active striker😂😃

21. A girl telling u to stop = yellow card😂💔😂

22. You and ur girlfriend break up in ur love relationship = Game over

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