NINI

So like this, nah one painful period remain for this year🙂🤒
Ladies you have fought 💪🏼✌🏼😄

Girls no dey give guys wrong number again🙄🤐
Hunger is everywhere now 😏😩😫

Please stop killing yourself with motivational quotes and bible verses.
If you don't hustle, you will not get money.💯🙄

HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN FOR THIS
CHRISTMAS🤫🙂😏🤑
1. Survey the area for about 1 week.
2. On the day of operation, wear an
oversized shirt.
3. Be at the place between 11am to 2:30pm. At this time of the day, the owners will be
gone to work, market or indoors and the
chicken will be playing
outside happily.
4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the
chicken walk freely at the centre, [its more easy in a village setting]
5. This is where you make the grand move.
6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken
by the head. Quickly fold the head into the
feathers and put it inside your oversized shirt
under your armpit like a Bible . 7. Move on as if nothing happened. No
looking back!
ENJOY AND THANK-ME- LATER😁😉

People of my age are having babies and I'm here,
I still don't know how I'll get my first kiss😣🤦🏽‍♀

EVERY MAN'S DREAM😁😉😋

A day is coming that you will be traveling from country 🚀🛰✈to country 🚀🚀🛰🛩🙏🙏

You put in, they cry, you pull out, they grab it and put it back quickly....
Babies and their feeding bottle 🧐🙆🤭🤣

That moment when you go to visit your friend in another class and you suddenly hear:
"All of you kneel down"️😟🏃🏽‍♀🏃🏽

Without God our week's would be:
SINDAY, MOURNDAY, TEARSDAY, WASTEDAY, THIRSTDAY , FIGHTDAY, SHATTERDAY😣😣