Miss Lydia
I am such a sensitive being....I give room to everyone....I keep being your love until I hate youοΏ½
24/01/2023
20/01/2023
Aspiring Abuja tenants and business men and women please read this
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Laugh wan finish meππππππππππππππ
The Abuja roads trend is very amusing.
Because if you get car, you go lost, if you no get car, you go still lost.
You ask too much question you go lost more.
Airport Road is Lugbe, Airport Junction is in Jabi by Life Camp, you get flight and you go stop for Airport junction πππππ€£π€£π€£, I laugh in Hebrew na GUO night bus you go enter las las.
You wan go kado
Dem stop you for kado market.... just Dey Play ππ€£
Dawaki Has Same Pronunciation but two different locations ...... No sleep inside Taxi ooo to avoid tourism π€£π€£π€£
You wan go Efab Estate and you weren't specific, my dear you Are A goner!! π€£
You Dey go Arab Junction go land urself for Arab Road, just sleep under Bridge π€£
You wan visit person for Nyanya, Aboki carry you go New Nyanya...π€£ Frustration is that you?
You enter bus because you hear Galadima and na Galadimawa you dey go, my dear you haff lost
You wan go buy something for jahi and you see yourself for jabi π safe journey my dear
Dem send you come A*O DRIVE, and you go stop for A*O (at Airport Road)?
Misfortune is your name.
Them tell you say make you come Gwagwa, you begin go Gwagwalada, Adieu my dearπ
You find yourself for Wuye and your interview nah for Wuse, my dear return to LinkedIn jobs and start applying again.π€£π€£π€£
You dey go Idu and you magically find yourself for Ido, hope you haff strength to Waka πͺ
You think Area 1 to Area 11 dey in order bah? ππππ€£π€£π€£ you will trek. π
Zone 1 to Zone 7? Better enter Bolt ooo
You dey go Apo dem carry you go Aco? Na tomorrow you go reach house
You wan see craze, Assume that Wuse 2 and Wuse Zone 2 na the same place or Katampe in Mpape and Katampe in Kubwa express na same place...kikikikik, I laugh in Hindi!! π
If you No know all this signsβοΈππππποΈβοΈπ just be keeping your transport, you go lost
City Gate na where Abuja start, the other places na FCT, don't be deceived.
There's Berger in Berger and Berger in Lugbe, if you do mistake, Otilo π€£
There's Police Signboard in Lugbe and Police Signboard in Dutse. Hope you Know there is Dutse junction in Wuse, and remember that Wuse and Wuye has no business.
My dear, download Uber/Rida/Bolt.... Or else, Sorry is your pet name and you Fit turn Beggar π€²
You are driving and you miss a bridge, Hehehehehehe welcome to Nasarawa. π€£
You are driving and you take the wrong flyover, Niger State appreciates your presence mai dear. π€
The only thing that you can count on here is ur Power bank and Enough Airtime ππ€£π
Welcome to Abuja mai dear.
N.B: Google map will lead you Astray ....Abuja Citizens can relate... π€£
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from Mma Gold
Shower us with your blessings this weekπ€²π€²..IJN...Amen
14/01/2023
Classyπ₯°π₯°π
14/01/2023
As I have eaten better egusi soup and it's Saturday....I saw myself lazing around.... happy weekend my people π
I was only a kid when I joined the geng that hates hamatan...omo...Lagos is good for hamatan oo
To this I love that season more than anything meehn..ππ
Miracle no dey tire Jesus
Come Lord and show the world that you are still in this businessπ€²
I will laugh and dance in the Lord's presence through out this year...
Welcome to the world my lovely nephew 3/1/2023 God gave us new yr giftππ
So many ugly stories everyday.....God please keep us safe from those who smile but their hearts are dark...Amen
Thank you Jesus for the opportunity to be amongst the living ππππ
My year of congratulations is hereππππππππππ
It's a unique day
-last day of the week
-last day of the month
-last day of the year...
God Almighty....I affirm today that I shall be in a very high and positive level in sound health come December 2023....
Facebook I confined in you to pop this post u one year today.....π€π
Then I shall have testimony with evidences π€²π
Amen and so shall it be
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