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Repeat this fast
She sells seashells by the seashore😝😓😅

Which is the most interesting
1. Zombie🧟 movies
2. Mermaid🧜 movies
3. Shark 🦈 movies

What kind of boys do you like
Me:Bad Boy like you
I like Bad Boy like you

Things I'm so obsessed with
THREAD

She is a very shy girl 🙈
She can be very stubborn😏
But trust me she's a softhearted person 🤗
She gets angry very easily 😫
But she rarely shows it ❤
She is easy to get but hard to keep💖
You may not understand her feelings 😿
She says am okay when she is not 😃
She doesn't keep friends😍
But she's cool with the little she has 😘
She cares too much and love too much😋
And she still get hurt💔😔 so much cos she doesn't get it in return👌
She always make sure to make at least 5 people smile everyday💖
She likes long conversation especially calls😁
Makeup is not her thing👌
She doesn't attend parties and yet she exists
DAT me is there anyone else like 💗 DAT don't feel to shy 😊 😊 let see yr 👋 hands 👆 👆

Pls pls pls don't ever near a stove with ur phone📱 oo..... Pls dis is a serious warning.. It happened just yesterday night....
A frnd of mine waz cooking at night🌃 and the rice🍚 waz almost done, when NEPA💡💡 took de light, so she switched on de torch🔦 on her phone📱 , 2 continue cooking her food, she just started using🔦 it ,when all of a sudden🎃 , sumtin happened.... Her phone📱 rang and she pick de calll 📞, then after picking up de call📞
,she ended de call📞 and by den de food🍨 waz done and she ate it🍨🍴..
Thanks 4 reading....
I'm in my house come an beat me...

1.Please stop sleeping in public bus
Precious who was sleeping beside me just shouted Please use condom😂😂😂

2. I can cook, I can cook. That's how Precious used washing machine to wash bitter leaf...🙆‍♂️

3. I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertisement. or are they ashamed of their customers?🤷🏽‍♂🤔😂

4. When God was telling animals to respect man, it seems like mosquitoes were not there😂😩

5. The full meaning of pu*sy is, "PUMP UNTIL SHE SCREAMS YES"
It might come out in any interview. So take note.🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

6. It annoys me when girls think guys can't say NO to s*x. Of course we can....but s*x won't listen😂😂😂😂

7. How i found myself in Africa is not the problem... The problem is where was my grandfather when his mates were kidnapped to America 😂

8. You're traveling to go and have s*x with your bf/gf and you're praying for journey mercy🤣. Nothing angel Gabriel no go see
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Explain your phone
ME: Huawei phone,itel battery,tecno charger and itel earpiece
Nawa oo😁😁

Manager: Hello Mr.Emeka, you have won a trip for two to Dubai, who are you taking with you?
Emeka: I'm taking no one I will go twice

Why do we change position when its actually the same h0le. I don't understand golf at all what were you thinking bad child 😂😂😂

Fitting Couple Months
1. January and May
2. March and October
3. April and August
4. September and July