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So on the bus today, someone brought out a real iPhone 14 pro max and was offering to sell it to my friend for 75k last. He said his mother was in the hospital and they needed 75k for the surgery which was why he needed the exact amount.

Since he mentioned 75k, my friend started pricing it for 50k.

To buy was hungrying him.

I collected it and checked.

Everything is working fine. The screen of the phone had the seller's picture as Screen saver.

I told my friend that the phone could be stolen.

He said even though it is, he would flash it and change the casing or resell it immediately.

That is how my friend paid, through transfer despite my warnings.

I was just holding the phone and looking at it in shock.

At a point I wished it was me that bought it.

But kai.

50k for iPhone?

No na.

No amount of desperation would make me sell for 50k.

We alighted from the bus and waved at the man who said he was rushing to the hospital to begin the process of the surgery with the money.

My friend and I sat down under a tree to look at the phone he had bought again.

While the phone, it turned off.

The screen could not turn on again.

We felt it was battery so we decided to find a place to charge it.

Suddenly, the screen turned on again.

We started seeing the screen showing.....Searching...

The search icon stayed for like 2 minutes, rotating like planet Earth.

Then it switched to..."Tracking... Tracking... Tracking..."

I was the one holding the phone at that moment.

I quickly gave my friend his phone to hold first.

He didn't collect it again.

He said I should hold it.

I didn't understand anymore. So I shouted at him.

"Bro collect your phone na."

"Shey you the hold am. Just the hold am de go na. Make e track finish."

"Track who?"

"The thing e dey track." I said.

"He asked Which thing?

I said Oga hold your phone."

"Calm down na. We no know wetin e the track. Shey I dey here na. Hold am. Maybe e dey track network" He said.

"Hiaaann... Let it continue tracking network in your hand abeg. Hold your phone biko."

I shoved the phone in his pocket and began to walk home.

Suddenly from behind my friend shouted and ran passed me.

I joined him to run...

While running I was asking him.

"Kelechi.. Why are you running?"

Kelechi shouted back.

"The phone show location found."

"Which location?"

"I no know o. Maybe na our location."

I was still running right with Kelechi when I saw that he was running with the phone in his hand.

I turned back silently and started running left.

Left was a bush.

But I didn't mind.

I kept following it and running for my life.

Only for me to turn back and see Kelechi following me behind with the phone still in his hand.

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Topic: CHAFING.

I met with someone who has an issue that disturbs ladies in general. At one time or the other you may have had chafing on your thighs, armpits due to sweats during exercise or a walk, insect bites and infections. While it is advisable to seek medical attention so doctors can prescribe the correct medicine that will kill the causative organism from inside (in the case of infection), many women wonder what to do to get rid of the dark spots such chafing leaves behind. So they opt for creams and any other chemicals that promise to help do that, but the simple truth is this

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-Make sure to wash the affected areas with mild soap and water and Continue the process till all the spots fades away
- Then once it does avoid anything that can cause reoccurrence like putting on dirty clothes, using dirty toilet seats, also always shower after every exercise or walk and make sure to disinfect your clothes to kill the bacteria and fungi.
Do this and thank me later.

:Sometimes even the natural little things are the ones that work wonders

# Big hips, butt and b***s #
Hi there.
This is for the ladies in the house. So i discovered recently due to my curiosity that you can increase your butt and b***s by taking yogurt.
I don't know of other yogurt brands but the popular one where I live is habib yogurt and trust me it worked tremendously. At least you save yourself from taking unknown substances and harmful chemicals.
So here is what to do to achieve good results.
If you know how to make yogurt 👍 you're good to go but if not you can as well buy but pls be careful of all this not so good brands. I took one brand but i wont mention the name and i almost puke and had to throw it away.
#1-- get your yogurt, add any evaporated milk of your choice(three crown or peak milk still my best choice). Mix it and take. If you can afford daily, take it every day but if not two times every week is fine
#2-- reduce small quantity from #1 above and message on your hips, butts, and b***s. Wash after 30-45 minutes. Do this daily and you'll see results.
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Ladies and gent if i should put a comb in your hair and divide it will i meet a clean looking scalp? Hmmm. Well let's help ourselves in case your answer is a no.
We'll be needing
1 clove ( kanafuru in Yoruba), (albasa in Hausa), (nchara in igbo) note:i got the names from Google
2 water
3 oil
Procedure:
Boil water on fire. Add clove once water starts to boil and stir continuously till the water turns dark brown.
Bring it down from fire. Allow to cool then divide your hair into as many sections as you want and spray the clove water on your hair. Allow to sit for ten minutes. And don't forget to massage hair evenly with oil. (coconut oil, castor oil or your soul mate hair cream will do just fine). Or any oil of choice as long as its not fake.

2022 pls be nice.
This is the year to change something about you so we'll be talking about BOD( body odour )

to get rid of BOD? #

First of all there are some with mild body odour and then there is the chronic one that you can't even sit close to them for 1 seconds.
If you fall into the first category the solution is simple ensure to bath 2 times a day. Wash your clothes immediately its dirty, don't pile them up cause piling up will increase the growth of fungi and your sweats increases bad odour . so you see combination of fungi + sweats is not good for you.
Now if you are the later( chronic body odour) you will have to work extra. why is that? People with chronic BO hardly wash their clothes, un**es or even clean their room. They can wear one cloth for 3days to 1 week without washing it and when they do wash it its just like they dip the clothes in water and bring it out almost immediately. In a nut shell they are lazy about hygienes. So if you find yourself in this category here's what to do
1- bring out all your clothes and wash them thoroughly with soap or detergent that scents. If you can't wash them thoroughly pls give to a dry cleaner to do the job. But be sure they'll want to charge you more but its worth it.
2- you know Izal right? Whenever you want to bath add one cap( cover of the product) to your bathing water. Do that everyday till the odour disappears completely. Someone might say Izal that's a disinfectant. it should not even be use on your body. Well truth is you are not applying it directly on your body. It goes into water first before you bathe with it. And you are disinfecting all the bacteria's, fungi and other germs that have made your body or sweats there house. Its been tried and trust me if it didn't work I won't come here to tell you.
One more thing - its best to burn all your clothes that has been infected while you were having body odour cause even if you wash them not all the germs die. But if because of how hard the economy is now you can't afford a change in wardrobe ensure to add the izal to every water you use to wash and rinse your clothes before sundrying it.
Yeah I know, the write up is long but trust me this method works and its very cheap( izal is #100- 150) depending on where you live. Once the body odour is gone, anty ,uncle pepper them with perfumes or body spray. You go see say people wey dey run from you before go one dey come close to you. Some go even ask you how you take do am. No go dey waste plenty money dey buy product wey no go work for you again oo. Try this one.