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Good Morning and welcome to another special class.
Today i will be teaching you "HOW TO STEAL A FOWL"πππ
Stealing a fowl requires special skill, but if you're caught, you are on your own.. πππ
From my 20 years experience, I have combined a special guideline to help you in your choice of career (Don't thank me, what are friends for )πππ
1: First locate your Choice of fowl (Big fat ones are the best) and monitor it
2: Wait till it gets dark, then get ready for some adventure
3: Wear oversized shirt and trousers (you will know why later)
4: Go with a torch..( flash once in a while)
5: Make sure you don't distract the fowls ..don't allow anyone to see you (Very important oooooo)
6: Point the torch directly to your fowl's eyes and make your move(throw full length)
7: if no 6 no work this 7 must work whether day or night, just drop corn one by one from where you saw the fowl to you house, the fowl must surely trail the corn to you kitchen that the door is wide open..
NOTE
1: Once you've caught the fowl, close the mouth immediately to avoid noise
2: Put the fowl inside your shirt and hold firmly with your two hands
3: Pretend as if cold is catching you and walk out of that area
4: Go enjoy your hard work...ππππππππππππππππ
Happy sunday fans β€ππ
Always remembered the love i have for u guys
Is like a Copied assignment π
I Cant explain it πencourage me by following my page π Obed UgoObed UgoObed Ugo
Best joke for today ππ
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend
and I decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...her beautiful little
sister.
She was 22, wore very tight miniskirts and generally was always
bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me
and I always got more than a nice view and it had to be
deliberate coz she never did it when anyone was around.
One day she calls me over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me.
She said she wanted me just once before I got married to her
sister.
I was in shocked and just quiet! She said she is going upstairs to
her bedroom and if I wanted one last fling I should just come
upstairs and get her.
I was stunned n shocked as I watched her go upstairs and I made
a u-turn straight to the front door, opened it and headed to my
car.
To my surprise , my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping hands!
With tears in his eyes my future father in law hugged me and
told me they are very happy that I have passed the test and that
they couldn't ask for a better man for their daughter...and
welcomed me to the family.
MORAL OF THE STORY
"Always keep your condoms in your car coz I was on my way to
fetch them when I passed the test".πππ
please kindly follow up Obed UgoObed Ugo
THE GRAVE IS FULL OF UNFINISHED DREAMS
WHAT MAKES YOU WHO YOU ARE
IS YOUR DREAM TO COME
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