The Gen Z's

ENGLISH Vs PIDGIN
English: if Theo walk at night, Theo might get lost
Pidgin: If Theo waka for night, THEOPHILUS
English: It will take a while b4 Dan arrives
Pidgin: Dangote
English:Jason started it
Pidgin: Na JASON STATHAM
English: It's Ramsey dat knows her
Pidgin: Na RAMSEY NOAH
English: Are u videoing it?
Pidgin: u DAVIDO am
English: Olamide is bad
Pidgin: OLAMIDE BAD OOOO
English: How did u know
Pidgin: how u TEKNO
English: He might know
Pidgin: He Phyno
English: I thought he is a girl...but he's a boy
Pidgin: I think say na girl....BURNA BOY
English:The song belongs to Sam
Pidgin: Na Samsung
English: It's David dat baked it
Pidgin: Na DAVID BECKHAM
English: Selena will fart
Pidgin: SELENA GOMEZ
English: Their belly
Pidgin: Dembele
English:John is weak
Pidgin: John wick
English: Roberto's car got lost
Pidign: ROBERTO CARLOS
English: it wasn't me, it was Ruth
Pidign: No be me, NARUTO
English: I don't care
Pidign: I NOKIA
English: How did u know dat I told him to knock ur head
Pidign: How u TECNO say ITEL am make im NOKIA head
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lack of trust in a relationship

No Nigerian side, no cameroonian side, no Ghanaian side,
This is terrible

𝘽𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂: In a stunning turn of events, 🇫🇷 Paul Pogba's four-year ban for doping has been drastically reduced to just 18 months by the Court of Arbitration for Sport.

Pogba will be eligible to resume training with Juventus in January and cleared to play matches from March. Additionally, his initial fine has been waived.

This landmark decision opens the door for Pogba’s highly anticipated return to professional football.

Congratulations Paul 🎉

🚨 | 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Manchester United have completed the signing of Danish forward of Nigerian descent Chido Obi Martin following his exit from Arsenal this summer.

🌟 The 16 year old scored an incredible 30 league goals for Arsenal U18s and is regarded as one of the most exciting attacking talents in the country.

📄 Obi-Martin will turn 17 next month, at which point he will become eligible for a professional contract at the club and could be in line to become Manchester United's 3rd choice forward behind Rasmus Hojlund and Joshua Zirkzee.

Congratulations and good luck in Manchester United .martin 🎉

SEVEN SUPER EAGLES IN CAMP🎖

Amas Obasegie
Stanley Nwabali
Benjamin Tanimu
Samuel chukwueze
Fisayo dele bashiru
Raphael onyedika
Victor Boniface
Frank Onyeka

Seven - nine players expected to touch down in the coming hours. First training session: 5pm This evening🎖

Laugh ahbeg you deserve it.

1. Fowl 🦆wey my friend wan use give native doctor🤣🤣🤣🤣 blessing don use am cook friedrice😭😭😭

I go gist ona later, dey is fire on the mountain now 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

2.If gøvernment see crūde oil for your house na them get am 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂☀️☀️☀️

But if they see igbo for your backyard na you get am😭😭😭

2. Nigeria education no balance at all 😂😂😂😂

secøndary school teachers they'll teach when you get to the university....😃😄😃😃😄

University Lecturers be like you must have come across this in your secondary school😍🤩🤔

3.lawyer defend you for fraud case finish😆

you still get mind run fake alert for am 🤣🤣

shaaaiiii uncle... Why😂😂😂

4. Blessing, no be say your boyfriend stingy😆😆

nah the girlfriends too plenty, before e reach your turn ,salary don finish😭😭😭

5. Omo this December go red o, this one wey I never hear "jingle bell" "jingle bell" 😂😂

abi dey don sell the bell give iron condemn?🤗🤗

6.babalalo wey suppose stop rain for wedding, say na rain hold am for where he go buy material😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

7.when somebody dies Americans be like oh he's deâd😂😃

Nigerians be like so yesterday "when i see am dey lick orange and palm oil"

I no know say na goodbye him dey talk O😭

8. Ñø be everything be village people work

"How you go for job interview🧑‍🔧 begin fight for socket to charge your phone with manager" 😂

Uncle Why🙄.....🤣🤣

9. You fit defeat me for maths and science😄😃

But in English you is going home🤣🤣

10. Nigeria education system no balance well o😅😅😅

poor man pikin na olodo rich man pikin na slow learner🤣🤣😂

11.The reason why men cheat is because the population of women is more than Men🤣😅

No woman must be Left behind including you yes you reading this...💚😂😂

12.person die you post death took the wrong person😭

nah you be the right person.. .. 🤗🤗🤗

13. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️

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Laugh jhor 🤣🤣

1.If you brēāk up with someone please brēākup
completely! Getting back together makes us who
spreād rumørs look like līārs😏😏🚶

2.I dash you møney u dey count am for my front🙄so if e no complete u go ßēāt me? 😒

3. I told u someone is related to me and u
are asking me if it is by bløød 😒..... Nooo it's by juice.😄😄😄

4.Nothing sweet pass when u are feeling
sleepy in church and pastor said bow down
ur head lets pray..... Ur own na to keep
sleeping till church dismiss.😄😄😄😄

5.Since my neighbour saw me pressing
my laptop everynight, she støpped
sprēāding her pānts outside. Mtcheeew... Me
that is doing my graphics work.🙄🙄🙄

6.Igbo mothers be like
chinwe chinwe ooo.....!!
Lower that music i want to taste this soup.🤣🤣🤣😂😂

7.My wedding day wil be a Unique one, There
wil be brēāk time . Everybody on seat will go
home and eat
Then come back & spray us møney 😉😉😁😁

8. I am not a prophet oo, but u av not bathed today 😏🤷‍♀️🚶🚶

9. DAD: When I ßēāt you, how do you control your ānger ?
Me: I start cleaning the toilet.
DAD: How does that satisfy you ?
Me: I clean it with your toothbrush.🙆😂😂😂

10. In Africa once ur phone rings in the
church, everybody will start looking at u as if
sātān is the one cālling. 😂😏😂😏

11. That awkwārd moment you seated in church beside your crūsh and your kid brother came running with #10 note towards you and says: Brother, Mummy said I should give you for OFFERING.😭😭🤣🤣🤣

12. I will never start a fīght when there is nobody to separate us again they almost dēāl with me today😪😪😪

13.Immediately u start savings small
møney.
BOOM!!!!!.
You will get a cāll from the village that ur
grandmother has swalløwed cūtlass😂🤣🫂🤗

U can dm if you are bored or feel like chatting with me 😏🫂

Keep skipping my post without liking or commenting, That's how they will skip you with food 🍲at the next wedding you will attend 🙄😜

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