Okafor Rejoice Zoology

Good morning Fams

How are you?

Happy New Month fam! 😂🦎

Meet our Landlord.

He doesn't pay rent. He doesn't knock. He just appears on your wall by 1am and stares at you like "this is MY house."

Some people call am wall gecko, we call am Landlord. And tonight, Landlord don resume NIGHT SHIFT for September. Security cap on, eye red 😂

Be honest — you get Landlord for your house right now? YES or NO?

Drop goodnight for Landlord make e protect your house tonight 👇

Welcome September!

Happy new month guys

If Nigerian animals went to Sunday service:

Goat: Will eat offering wrapper
Dog: Will bark during prayer and think it's Amen
Chicken: Will run inside church during testimony
Cat: Will not come. Cat is atheist
Gecko: Inside church already. He lives there
Me: Will be analyzing why the pigeons outside are bobbing their heads

Happy Sunday from ZoologyWithRejoice 😂
Which animal are you in church?

Unpopular Zoology fact for your Saturday:

That gecko on your wall?
He's not your enemy.
He eats up to 20 mosquitoes per night.
Free fumigation. No fuel. No noise.

Stop chasing him. Pay him salary 😂

What’s your house gecko’s name? Mine is Landlord.

Hey loves....

Happy weekend

How was your week?

Unpopular opinion as a Zoology grad:

Street dogs in Nigeria are built different.
Better immune system than pedigree dogs.
Better survival skills than me.
Better community support than some humans 😂

They survive rain, sun, generator noise, and still guard the street like CEOs.

Fight me in the comments 👇
But first, tag your area’s street dog celebrity 🐕

So, corpers from Kogi returning from camp were kidnapped yesterday.
Nigeria, which way?

If Nigerian animals had a WhatsApp group chat:

Goat: I ate plastic again

Dog: Respect. King behavior

Chicken: I laid egg. Then I ate egg. Circle of life

Gecko: I’ve killed 20 mosquitoes today. You’re welcome

Cat: I slept 18 hours. Judging all of you

Street Dog: Someone fed me jollof. Life is good

Monkey: I stole gala from market. No regrets

Zoology Grad Me: *typing a 5 paragraph essay about behavior*

Everyone: *left the group*

Follow if you’d also get kicked out 😂

“Good morning Tony"

Gen-Zs, Una get mind sha