Mpa Nation’s Family

NIGERIA AT 66 😭💔

AND PLEASE, I WANNA PLEAD WITH EVERYONE WHO WILL BE COMMENTING UNDER THIS POST, "WITH ALL DUE RESPECT" DON'T DROP WISHES OR ANYTHING RELATED TO A HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️.

Nigeria at 66!! Electricity: O%

Security: O%

Good Roads: O%

Education: O%

Huñger: 600%

Pøvérty: 500%

Good governance: O%

Bád leadership: 900%

Kidñáppiñg: 800%

Vøte buying: 700%

Iñtimidátiøn: 750%

Ármy and Pølice brütal!ty: 850%

Freedom of speech: O%

Løøtiñg the public møñey: 1200%

Cørrüptiøn: 1100%

Good health: O%

Infrastructure: O%

K!lliñgs: 600%

R!ggiñg of eléctiøns: 900%

With all these above mentioned, and you're still supporting this present government, "It means you're an ídíøt".

And those of you who would stand agaiñst this post "just consider yourselves qualified w!tçhes or w!zárds".

Please appreciate God Almighty for another brand new month. "SHALOM" ✌

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Omoh, me that sells electrical parts is praying after opening my shop in the morning. And this my neighbor who sells cáskéts is also praying. I woñder what could be his prayer point. 🤷‍♂️🙄🤣

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Guys she said yes (OTILO) 🙅‍♂️🙄

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Eating in your neighbor's house is not easy ooh, you will be førcé to laugh even when their children carries your meat. 🙆‍♂️🙄🤣

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Madam nothing for you this night 🙅‍♂️

The gate is løcked 🙅‍♂️😡

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Omoh, no be me una go put for trøuble ooh🙅‍♂️🙄🤣, I still have a long way to go abeg 🤣

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I went to hospital to collect my HÍV test results. The doctor said, "Mpa congratulations you're HÍV negátive," And he gave me the paper. I was already leaving when the nurse and one guy ran in shouting, "Doctor! Doctor! That négátive result is not Mpa's own ooh! His own is positive!" The moment I heard that, I just grabbed the paper and ran! Who them wan give positive results. Una dey creeez 🙅‍♂️🤣

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After being married for 12 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while then said,
"You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K"

She asked,
"What does that mean?

He said,
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot."

And she smiled happily and said,
"Oh, that's so lovely... And what about I, J, K?

He said,
"I'm Just Kidding."

My people here's the outcome for playing with the emotions of a Gørilla🦍in human's form🙆‍♂️🙄

Doctor please tell her to leave here, I'm no longer interested in this marriage 🙅‍♂️😭

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My Ex do wedding yesterday. I don go chop all the urgent 2k wey I dey send for her, I even go with 24 takeaways 🙄🤣

Every men must recover what they løst 🤣

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