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Is this not too much for a pap?

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I said let me do the right thing and stock up… bought a full crate of eggs like a serious person.

Got home, opened it, and one egg just said, “I’m different."

I picked it up and immediately knew something was off. This is not oval… not even close. This one is LONG. Like proper stretched. As if the hen said, “today I will try something new.”

I kept turning it in my hand hoping it would somehow adjust back to normal… but no. This egg has made up its mind.

Now I’m just standing in my kitchen thinking about life choices. Because what exactly are these chickens being fed in Nigeria?? The feeds now are doing too much. This is no longer ordinary laying of eggs… this one looks like production line work.

I won’t even lie, I’m scared to break it. This is not the kind of egg you just crack casually. What if I open it and it surprises me? At this point, fear of the unknown is real.

Please, has anybody seen this kind of “premium designer egg” before or is that particular chicken trying to go viral? 🤣