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My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when
I said to her..."pack your things
and.......!!! ....."At that point, her phone rang, so I
had to stop to allow her answer the caller.
It was her dad. The phone was on speaker so I
could hear what he was saying. After the usual
pleasantries between father and daughter, he
said:"my daughter, I have transferred #6,000,000
into your account, give your husband N4,000,000
out of it, and you can have the remaining
balance." Am sending a LANDCRUISER tear
rubber jeep to you and your husband for family
use. After the good-byes, the call ended, and she
turned to me immediately "you said I should pack
my things and do what........ ?" I SAID, PACK
YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM TO ME TO
WASH". I will iron them when light comes. 🙆‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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😂😂😂 FUNNY JOKES 😂😂😂

1. She ordered for hen instead of chicken 😢😢I almost collaped at the restaurant 😩🤒🤒

2. Please while praying for those in prison, Remember those wearing engagement rings 💍 for 7years too.
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3. Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It's not because you are cute but bcoz my mom told me that devils have tails and I'm just wondering where's yours?
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

4. SAD STORY: A little boy was so jealous of his newborn brother, so he put poison on the ni**le of his mom. The next day their driver died..😂😂💔

5. Where are the geography students? What is the name of that star we see after receiving hot slap..
😅😂😂😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

6. Who notice that there is a difference between am pregnant
and I get Belle...am pregnant is a good news, while I get
belle can make a guy to start looking for seat belt on top
okada😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁

7. Whenever you see a girl reading novel, just know that she doesn't have data😂😂😂

8. ∅ You cannot view this message because u didn't bath🤪🤪

9. My sister being on his dp doesn't means you are loved😂💔
Even satan is in the bible👌😂
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10. Dont inbox a lady during the day, her ego is too big at that time. Text her at night when she realizes how single she is 😂😂😂😂 wisdom 🙄😂.

11. If your girlfriend post your picture, my brother you are very lucky. Most of us stay in gallery no matter what😁😁😁

12. Instead of buying insecticide 1300, why not allow mosquito to bite you then use 700 to buy malaria drugs and use the remaining 600 to buy meat pie🤣🤣

13. Don't go without reacting ❤🙏😩

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I dated this redeemed girl online, she caught my attention when she commented on a post I made online about high immorality in higher institution, she was my backbone when those baddies came to attack me, brethren believe me I fell in love sharp sharp, you people know me na I too love decent girls,

She is from abia state but based in jos while I stay in owerri, and transport was a bit high, I first asked her out and she told me to give her days to think about it, that evening I posted my new washing machine I bought and took pictures of me in my comfortable house watching TV.

Just like I anticipated the answer came quicker, and it was a yes, we started dating, she never asked me for money directly but I sent her money some times, we started with video call, each time I call she is always on agbada and wrap round head tie, “kilode”

At some point I asked her do you dress this way at home, and she answered yes, that she doesn’t like showing her body. I can’t even say I don see this girl stature before, na from one buba gown to the other, I felt concerned and asked her one day hope you will stop wearing this if in the future If I get married to you, and she answered yes that once I pay she will wear anything I want, that one made me happy I no go lie.

After two months I suggested she comes to see me and she said she can’t leave school to see me that it is ungodly, and she followed it up with the bible passage that said a man will leave his father and mother and cleave to wife, I felt bad but I cheered my self up besides na me wey won marry an over decent girl

I went to Jos to see her after 6 months of dating, I like what I saw, I took her out and bought her things but all this while she didn’t allow me touch her, not even my hand on her shoulder,

I popped the marriage question after spending three days with her in Jos, and she said yes that was the first time she let me hug her but she put her hands in-between us, I ignored all that, that evening I tried my luck

He was still struggling when he proposed to her. They have been friends for some time, although not that close.

When he made his intentions known to her, she courteously declîned the proposal and told him she couldn't wait for him as he still had a long way to go.

She was already 30, and he was 34, but he was still struggling to put food on his own table.

As a matter of fact, she asked him when he would be ready to get married to her, and he told her it wasn't decided yet.

“The marriage will happen as soon as I make money. All I want is for you to wait for me." He explained.

The whole thing didn't sit well with her. She knew time wasn't on her side, and waiting for someone who wasn't sure of his time wasn't an option.

At the end of the day, she moved on with her life while he did the same. It wasn't easy for him, but he bore the pàins and kept pushing.

A few years later, about 4 years after that experience. They met themselves at an event, a friend's wedding and home coming.

She was so happy to see him in a different style. A lot changed within the space of 4 years. He was looking radiant and rîch. Indeed, he had blown.

And for the lady? She got married to one of the most intentional and purposeful men out there. He wasn't very wealthy as at the time they got married, but her presence in his life changed a lot.

So, on both pages, they were happy and excited, that life took a good toll on them.

The lady already had two kids, while the guy just got married a few months back.

They exchanged pleasantries and introduced each other to their spouses as old time friends. It was indeed a beautiful reunion.

See eeee, the fact that someone réjected your proposal doesn't mean they would sûffer or règret it in the future.

It must not work out with your first love, so do not kîll yourself when things don't go as planned.

Be sure you leave a good footprint while walking away from a relationship. This will give you the leverage to still show up in the future
Not every relationship ends with I DO

There was a guy in my high school who was very handsome. His name was Eric and all of the girls in school had a crush on him. There were two girls in particular who were head over heels in love with him. Their names were Katherine and Carol.
Katherine was very good-looking. She was one of the popular girls. She was a cheerleader, always wore makeup and dressed in s*xy clothes.
Carol wasn’t very good-looking. Don’t get me wrong, she wasn’t ugly. She was just one of those plain, average-looking girls that nobody pays attention to.
Katherine and Carol were both competing for Eric’s attention, but really there was no contest. Katherine didn’t have to do much to attract Eric. Just one look at her blonde hair, her pretty face and her cute body and he was hooked.
Carol on the other hand, showered Eric with love and care, but she wasn’t a cheerleader. She wasn’t beautiful and she didn’t have a great body. She was plain and overweight. All she had was her personality and that wasn’t enough.
So, as everyone expected, Eric chose Katherine.
However, Carol never gave up. She wanted to prove something. Maybe she wanted to prove it to Eric or maybe she just wanted to prove it to herself. She wanted to prove that looks aren’t everything.
She studied hard, really hard. She became the top girl in the class. She started losing weight. All the guys who had once ignored her, started taking notice of her, but she never forgot Eric.
Every day, she put a red rose in Eric’s locker, always with the same words: “I care for you and I always will.”
As time went on, Eric began to realize what a stupid mistake he had made. He heard rumors that his beloved girlfriend Katherine had been cheating on him behind his back. He couldn’t believe how dumb he had been. He regretted choosing the wrong girl
Soon, Katherine found a guy with more money and broke it off with Eric. He felt so cheated, so stupid, so dumb, so used. He went to Carol’s house and knocked on her door. When she opened it, he got down on

Women,

Please don't take a man's post-s*x reaction personally. It's a reflection of his true feelings for you.

If he truly loves you:
✓ He will likely feel even more connected to you.
✓His commitment to the relationship will deepen.

If he was primarily driven by lust:
✓His behavior may change drastically.
✓ He might become distant or avoidant.

Many men struggle to distinguish between lust and love.
✓ Pre-marital s*x can expose the true nature of their feelings.
✓They may realize their feelings were more superficial than they initially thought.

It's not uncommon for men to pursue women out of lust for extended periods (even years), showering them with gifts and attention. This can easily be mistaken for love, leading to heartbreak.

Some men even marry out of lust, highlighting the difficulty of finding true love.
Remember:
✓If a man truly loves you, he will likely stay committed, even after pre-marital s*x.
✓ If he doesn't, it's best to move on and learn from the experience.

Don't dwell on the past. You both shared in the experience, count the losses and move on.

Learn and adjust. See you at the top 🔝

😒 LAUGH 😂

1: i will never buy film from street hawkers again.. today i bought iron man from one of the street hawkers, when i played it on my dvd it was showing a man ironing his shirt
i just switched off the tv and cried for 2hours😖😖😖

2: u won't know that u are a fine boy untill u are caught stealing in the market that's when people will start saying, "ah, eyah, this kind fine boy na thief....😂😂😂

3: stop taking picture near people's car before ur village people will kill u thinking u have made it in life 😆😆😆

4: u are slim, ur girlfriend is slim, when u both walk and holding hands.....u will be looking like capital letter h🏃🏃
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5: it's always "mama i made it" what about papa that didn't use condom? ungrateful children 😏😏😏

6: when ur girlfriend is very lazy in doing house chores but very good in bed, ur family members will be complaining and u will be like "hmmm, u people don't know this girl well oo"😆😆😆

7: some girls will visit u once with hand bag and take all ur properties. pls if u knw any chioma help me beg her to pls return my tv remote, 3spoons and usb cord
thank you!!!🙏🙏

8: when god wanna play ur video on judgment day and it shows "viewer discretion +18" just jejely walk to hell fire straight don't delay us on the queue 😁😁😁😁

9: she said she knows me well so i said ok if u knw me how many hairs do i have in my a**s 😆😆😆😆

10: black people should stop praying in english, i heard someone saying "lord i forgive u😆😆😆😆

11: if having s*x is a school no man would have miss class especially we africans🏃🏃.....🏃

12: satan couldn't come to earth himself so he sent those girls with big bum bum😂😂😂

13: if a lady refuse to respond to ur messages inbox, just go to her timeline and post "thanks u for last night, i appreciate" then wait for her at your inbox she's coming...
chaiii sense overdose 😆😆

14: .stop ignoring my post am not your ex 😂 i did nothing wrong to you 🙄🚶

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Chidex

MEN TAKE NOTE OF THIS

Dear Men, If you find a woman who is showing you love at your struggling stage in life. Do everything to keep her and always respect her.

Dear Ladies, If you love two people at the same time, choose the second because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

NOW LISTEN TO ME EVERYONE BE CONTENTED WITH WHAT YOU HAVE: There will always be a guy richer than your boyfriend and there will always be a girl hotter than your girlfriend.

Help your man become your choice and help your woman become your queen. That should be one of your relationship goals. Be Contented 🥰🥰😍