SPICY Fortunes

God create Dog, He tell am say: "Sidon for door of your house all day, dey bark at anyone wey enter or pass by. Because of dis, I go give you twenty years to live."
Dog answer: "Abeg O, twenty years too long to dey bark. Make I do ten years, then I go return the other ten give You."
God gree.

God create Monkey, He tell am say: "Entertain people, do style-style, make dem laugh. I go give you twenty years to live."
Monkey say: "Style for twenty years? Dat one long O! How about I give You back ten, just like wetin Dog do?"
God gree again.

God create Cow, He tell am say: "You must go farm with farmer all day, suffer inside sun, born pikin, and give milk to support the farmer family. For dis one, I go give you sixty years to live."
Cow say: "Oga God, dis kind life hard O. Sixty years too long. Make I do twenty years, then I go return the other forty give You."
And God gree.

Then God create Man, He tell am say: "Chop, sleep, play, marry, and enjoy your life. For dis, I go give you twenty years."
But Man shout: "Ah, only twenty years? Abeg, You fit give me my twenty, plus the forty wey Cow return, the ten wey Monkey return, and the ten wey Dog return? Everything go be eighty years,
God say: "No wahala, since na wetin you ask for.

Do you think Man made a mistake asking for those extra 60 years?

A bright light has dimmed in Nollywood. Rest in power, Alexx Ekubo. You graced our screens with such charm and talent, leaving behind a legacy that will never be forgotten. May God grant your family the strength to bear this immense loss.

No matter how fly craze reach, e no fit perch on top hot eba.

Good morning to my incredible family!
​As the sun rises today, I pray that your path is cleared of every obstacle and your hands are strengthened to achieve your biggest goals. May your hard work meet with divine favor, and may your doors of opportunity open wide in ways you never expected.

​I pray for peace in your homes, joy in your hearts, and wisdom in every decision you make today. May you be at the right place at the right time, surrounded by people who uplift and support your vision.
​Go out today and shine your light is needed in this world. Stay blessed, stay motivated, and let’s make today count

A massive welcome to the newest members of the family! 🥂 I’ve been seeing all the new faces in the comments lately, and I just wanted to say I appreciate you hitting that follow button. Stay tuned we’ve got a lot of greatness coming your way. John Adeniyi, Ochuko Uwedia, Light-on De Headmaster Mkweu, Felix Mwenda, Estone Simwaka, Nde Emalex, Elugbaju Femi, Jamiu Rafiu, Ekuma Chinonso, Ndako Abubakar, Ozimede Louis Louis, Harmless Spirit, Sudicq Adetimehin, Olajide Barrywhite Soyemi, Lester Onarida, Jude Francis, Ufedo Faith Usefulness, Nana Kojo, Sarah Lioness, Arozy Tode, Real Odugwu, Gold Smith, Victoria Ofosua

After all the shege and the 'returning energy' of today, it's time to rest. No matter how the day went, tomorrow is another chance to win. Sweet dreams

This generation no longer fears or respects parents again 😔
Small correction now turns to argument.
The same parents that suffered to raise them are now treated like strangers.
Truly, the world is changing fast.

If you where to be the mother what will you do 👇

My people, abeg no vex! This network don decide to show me shege today. I dey try upload, but the thing just dey rotate like fan. Make una hang on, I dey come