The Nude Alchemist

Is anyone else both excited and dreading daylight saving?

Yay for more light!

Not yay for tired, unregulated kiddos!

For when little teeth are causing big feelings, Teething Tamer.

A natural, aromatherapeutic alternative to gently massage into the skin on their cheeks and jaw to comfort during teething.

I can’t believe this is happening again...

We’re defending our Best Teething Product title for a 3rd time at the 2026 Oh Baby! Awards 🥇

And we’re not just up for one award… We’ve been named finalists for FOUR 🥳

🦷 Best Teething Product — Teething Tamer

🌞 Best Children’s Sunscreen — N**e Alchemist Natural Mineral SPF30
🤰 Best Pregnancy Support — Morning Calm (previously Morning Sickness Slayer)
🤱 Best Breastfeeding Aid — Ni**le Nectar

Thanks so much for nominating us again! We’d love your vote 🥰

If you’ve got 5 minutes, it would mean the world. Link in comments below.

Already voted? Drop a 💚 below.

If you are another nominated brand, tell us your categories so we can vote for you too! 🙌

Morning Sickness Slayer is now Morning Calm.

The product hasn’t changed one bit, same aromatherapy roll-on blend you know. Just the name.

After almost 10 years into this business, we’ve learnt a thing or two about cosmetic labelling rules that we didn’t know when we started naming products. So we’re updating the name to reflect what we can actually say (and yes, this is exactly why so much in this category ends up sounding a bit vague, now you know why 👀).

Same trusted formula, ready for the first few tricky weeks.

Say hello to Morning Calm 🤍

It has been a month.

The highs were high, and the lows were low.

Don’t ask how the fit-out/relocation is going.

Consequently stress levels are back to pre-holiday level 🫠

Surely next week right?1?!

I say like we aren’t moving premises, expanding the business and raising two boys…

If you need something urgently, check out our fabulous stockists.

Orders placed between 24 Aug - 1 Sept will be shipped from 2 Sept.

Catch you on the flipside,

Sara & Karl

I (we) need a holiday before we lose our minds! Dispatch will be closed for 1 week. Place your orders BEFORE Monday 24 August.

Orders placed between 24 Aug - 1 Sept will be shipped from 2 Sept.

If you need anything urgently, reach out to one of our lovely stockists. And if they don’t have what you are looking for, please feel free to harass them! 😜