SALON behaviour

Naol nalang talaga fwend..

Hindi din... 1 day lang yan..!

Paanu nyo ba sasabihin sa katrabaho nyo na may halitosis siya? Sarap sana huminga e pero pigil..😅

Nakakalungkot lang isipin yung Karma mo minsan sa anak mo dumadapo😢

I came and work here not for rivalry. I came and work here not to compete. I came to work because I have a family to feed...

Sa ganitong trabaho, iwanan mo ang problema sa bahay dahil sira ang diskarte mo sa kliyente.

Minsan dumadating sa point na marami ng ayaw sayo dahil anlakas mong makahatak ng bad vibes..

Who will stay and who will go?
Almost 20 years or the newbie as in 3 years?

Think twice. Don't mess up with the person who has a lot of strong access...

WANNA LEARN HOW TO SPEAK GAY!? Read this. Bka talkative kana sa parlor ng mga beks wit mo pa knows...🤣😂

© BEKIMON 👑

Anik / Anetch — ano (what) / which -
Balaj — balahura (shameless) - shopal fez -
Bitter Ocampo — malungkot (sad) / nagngingitngit (fuming mad) / bitter - suddenly -
Baklah / Baklush — used instead of one’s name, may refer to any gender
Givency / Janno Gibbs / Debbie Gibson — bigay (to give) - giblab
That’s Entertainment / Anda / Andalucia / Anju / Anjo Yllaña — datung (money) - andahar
Fatale — sobra (excessive) / to the max - wagas
Feel / Fillet o’ Fish — type / gusto / natipuhan (like) - betty la fea - betty mae
Fly — alis (leave) - joyas - exit - flylaloo
Forever — palagi (always) / matagal / mabagal (slow)
Pagoda Cold Wave Lotion — pagod (tired) yagoda pagoda tragedy
Washington / Wishing / Wish — wala (nothing or none)
Chanda Romero — tiyan (tummy)
Mahalia Jackson — mahal (expensive) mahalia fuentes
Kuya Germs — madumi (dirty) / bearer of germs
Lucresia Kasilag — lukaret / baliw (crazy)
Lucita Soriano — loser na sorry pa
Luz Valdez — matalo (to lose)
Winnie Santos — manalo (to win)
Award — pinagalitan / pinagsabihan (reprimanded) awarding ceremonies -
Freestyle — slow makagets (to understand) / slow - pentium 1
Imbey / Im — imbyerna (irritation) - imba
Jowa / Jowabelles / Jowabella — karelasyon / BF or GF
Kape / Capuccino / Coffeemate — magising ka sa katotohanan (be realistic)
Lupita Kashiwahara — malupit (cruel)
Rita Gomez — nakaka-irita (irritating personality)
Enter the Dragon / Entourage — pasok (to enter) / come in
Julie Andrew / Jolina Magdangal — mahuli (caught in the act)
Antibiotic — antipatika (bitch)
48 Years / 50 Golden Years / 10,000 — matagal (after a long time)
Crayola — iyak (to cry)
Thundercats / Chandeliers / Masyonda — matanda (old people)
Wrangler — gurang (also means old)
Jubis / Juba — taba (fatso)
Jutay / Jutes — maliit (small)
Kangkang — s*x
Reyna Elena — ulan (to rain)
X-Men — dating lalaki (formerly a man) now gay
Morayta / Murriah Carrey — mura (cheap)
Pamintang Durog / Pamenthols — closet g**s / acting as men
Backstreet Boys — cute boys at the back
Chiminey Cricket — chimay (maid)
Goodbye Suklay — goodbye
Fayatollah Kumenis — payat (skinny)
Anaconda — ahas (a snake) / traitor
Anong petsa na? — asked when someone is taking too long to dress up, etc.
Charing/Tienes — jest / a joke / not serious
Kaplang — mali (error) / mistake
Barbra Streisand / Barbara Perez — bara / binara (bluntly rejected)
Regal Drama Hour / Maalala Mo Kaya — when someone tells a sob story
_______, ikaw ba yan? — when someone acts like another
person, maybe a showbiz personality or not. (example: Vilma Santos, Ikaw Ba yan?)
Purita Kalaw — walang pera (broke) / mahirap (poor)
Rica Peralejo — mayaman (rich, from the Spanish word rica)
Chova / Chovaline Kyle — chika lang (small talk)
Cookie Chua / Cookie Monster — magluto (to cook)
Clasmarurut / Klasmarurut — classmate
Cynthia Luster — hindi kilalang babae o lalake (unknown she or he)
Daot — insulto (insult)
Eksena / Eksenadora — mahilig pumapel / mahilig sumabat (someone who always likes to figure in a scene)
Emote — mag-inarte pa rin (one who is over-acting)
Karir/Career — sineryoso ang isang bagay like BF or work (to be seriously involved)
Lafang — kain (eat)
Lapel — malakas ang boses (someone with a loud voice)
Carry / Keri / Cash & Carry — sige (OK or alright)
Cathy Dennis — “makati” (frisky) or promiscuous
Char / Charot / Charing / Charbroiled — not ok
Liberty / Statue of Liberty — libre (free)
Okray — paninirang puri (criticize)
Lucky Home Partner — live-in partner
In Fairness — pampalubag loob (to console)
Compared to Lugaw — kesa wala (better than nothing)
Biyondila -- kandila; candle

Cairo Egypt -- lets go, tara na
Malaysia India Japan -- malay ko sa yo
China Cojuangco -- mamahalin; imported
Cathy Mora / Cathy Dennis -- makati; itchy
pyukersya -- slt - pukesa
ninyonyobe -- sinasabi - jinajabi
Elsa Klensch -- Ma EL-ya
Boyband -- boyfriend na majoba
Strungga -- nenokin; nakawin -
Purita Malaviga -- mahirap - singa poor - kuala lum poor
PaCindy Kurletor -- sindihan ang biyondila
Kumpipi -- confess -
Jimba-ers -- Simbahan
Iglesia Iklaters -- Bisita Iglesia
Walkathon Everly -- prusisyon - wakalera
jitlog -- egg -
kukuruku -- balot - kukurupuku - kakaibang amoy - mashoho - bombshell - bombay
PinoyExchange (PEx) -- penoy lolz -
nyolagang jitlog -- hardboiled egg - shinigasang betlog
majolat na jitlog -- salted egg - showisang betlogs
sunshine Valdez -- sunny side up - majinit- inithing else -
warla - means war bet 2 pipol - war of the worlds - krumpalan - sampalan -
chenalar varga - means whatever - chenelyn marie - chenenen
veklavoo - parang charing - charity - charice pempengko - charchar
mudang - mother - mudak - mudrakels - maderaka - mudraks
pudang - father - pudra - paderaka
vallage - bading (read as valaj) - beki - bachs(baks) - juding - atey
beklaruch - taray - tarashi - joray - nyoray-nyoray
bufra or bufracles - boyfriend - bowa - nyowa - nyowabels
starlaloo - sikat - star in a million - kumekenang-kenang
enturage - enter (read as enturaj) - enteric - jenter in
paminta - lalaking feeling nya hindi *** bading - shominta - maya - kagang
charantia - bitterness - jumpaleya

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Mukang maraming di makakapasok ah. Nkatulog ata sa laot😂🤣