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Wag susuko!
in English...
"Not mybo0bs"

pwede naman pala ang ganyan..🤣🤣🤣

-successful ka na daw pala, dapat bumili ka na ng magandang ugali..
ay hala...

mababait lang ang nakakaalam ng larong ito..🤣🤣

kaway kaway sa mga buhay pa at hindi pa naninigas sa lamig ng tubig sa umaga..🤣

Nakagat po ako kahapon ng a*o. Ilang Araw po bago ako tumahol at kumain ng diaper?

Teacher: Pedro, name 5 animals that live in water.
Pedro: Frog ma'am.
teacher: Very good. Now name other 4 animals.
Pedro: His mother, his father, his sister and his brother ma'am.

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son: Mom, my friends are coming to play at home please hide the toys
Mom: why? are your friends thieves?
Son: No! they will identify their toys..
🤣🤣🤣