Elvera Olson

«Fall seven times and stand up eight». (Japanese Proverb).

I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, come home and expect to be fed and stroked, then want to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

“Understanding is the first step to acceptance” ― J.K. Rowling.

You know why a dog licks his ass?
Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face.

Language is the blood of the soul into which thoughts run and out of which they grow