That’s So Shea

“I said ‘No medical history ’ with the confidence of someone who completely forgot why they take 7 prescriptions. 😂💊” 🤣🤣🤣

Be honest… what’s the one thing you always forget to tell your doctor? 😂👇🏽

“Not me running to the parking lot like I own a blue Honda, three kids, AND a roach collection.” 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

Be honest… would you have gone to look too? 👀🤣

Running late, but with the confidence of someone who owns the building. 😂

They know I’m coming. I know I’m coming. The GPS knows I’m coming.

Everybody relax.” 🤣🤣🤣

👇🏽 Tell me you’re always late without telling me you’re always late!

Me: “I’m on vacation. Minding my business.”
Also me every time somebody walks past my seat: 👀💇🏽‍♀️✂️
Once you’re a hairstylist, there’s no such thing as turning it off. I’m analyzing cuts, color, edges, extensions, and wondering who did what before we even take off. The plane hasn’t even left the gate and I’ve already done 17 silent consultations in my head. 😂✈️💇🏽‍♀️

Anybody else secretly people-watch at the airport, or is it just us hairstylists?

Drop your profession in the comments and tell me what YOU automatically notice about people! 👇😂

POV: I’ve been on vacation for exactly 17 minutes and already started looking at houses, jobs, and school districts. 🤣

One beach toast, a little sunshine, and suddenly I’m convinced this is where I’m supposed to spend the rest of my life.
Alternative Funny Caption:
Me: “I love where I live.”
Also me after 2 hours on vacation: “So what are the property taxes around here?” 😂🏖️🍹

Be honest… what’s the fastest you’ve ever decided to move somewhere while on vacation? 😂👇

My own friends sat there talking about me like I wasn’t within earshot. 😂

“Look at her trying to exercise with a bag of chips and a drink.”

Excuse me… this is called balance. 🏃🏽‍♀️🍷🥔

I’m burning calories AND carrying my refreshments. That’s multitasking. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Be honest… are you Team Exercise or Team Snacks? Or are you like me and trying to do both at the same time? 😂





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Bonus option for words on screen:
“POV: Your friends see you jogging with chips and immediately start a group discussion about your life choices.” 🤣🤣🤣