Full Body Alchemist

There are still appointments available this Saturday 4/25! Book yours today 💆‍♀️

Suite 120 now has it's very own Mothman straight from West Virginia 🥰

Thanks Rob Meyer-Kukan! You can come visit him any time 😁

New sheets, who dis?

Sorry... couldn't help myself 😅

Spring is a time for renewal, so it's out with the old and in with the new!

After literal years of scouring the internet and searching stores in person, I have found NICE 100% cotton sheets. (I know far too much about cotton fabric weaves now because of this🤦‍♀️)

I really got lucky with the sets I've been using for the last 5 years, but it's well past time to retire them.

Sure, I could have just used whatever, but I'm picky. I don't want my sheets permanently stained by oil after one use, and I certainly don't want to deal with static for 6 months out of the year.

Speaking of "new": I will be revamping (again) my massagebook site. Nothing major, it just needs a little facelift! I'll be sending out an email with those updates soon 🤗

Can't wait to see you again! Make your next appointment today!

Excuse me sir and/or madam,

If you are here to issue a complaint about my inability to service bugs and arthropods, I'm afraid I can be of no assistance. I have already spoken to another representative and my answer has not changed.

However, you are welcome to continue exploring my space without anyone bothering you. Have a good day.

-Me

You're in luck! Openings for the afternoon of Friday the 13th are available! Book your next appointment today 💆‍♀️

It's not too late to get your Saturday appointment! Openings are still available for this weekend 🤗

Update: Google removed the review. Thank you everyone!

Hey folks, got a minute? Can you please report a review on my Google page for me?

https://share.google/8DDAensNf9pu4dMgX

It's the 3 star review. They also called me earlier and left this ridiculous voicemail:

"Is this is this Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood or am I getting it mixed up You know the show right That kid with the robot thingy I dont know I didnt watch it I didnt buy into the hype but I assume this is what this location is about Let me know Thank you"

Full Body Alchemist · Ann Arbor, MI 5.0 ⭐ · Massage therapist

Groupon thinks I'm going to work with them 😆

No.

Steve the Stego hug pillow is reporting for duty today for a special mama client 💚

He looks pretty excited to be put to work instead of stashed in the closet ☺️

Oh hey! I got a new thing 😁

I had been searching for a more productive solution to storing my cups, and on a whim checked the storage aisle at Michael's.

This handy little craft supply cart was perfect and exactly what I'd been looking for!

Now I just have to get into a new routine of using it. Bear with me while I get acclimated to something new in my space, especially if you're a cupping client...there will be awkward fumbles 😅

Due to extreme weather conditions tomorrow, all appointments have been cancelled. If you have not yet been contacted, I will reach out shortly.

Thank you for understanding!