The Guell Family Funny Farm

The Guell Family Funny Farm

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God, Homesteading and all things goats! Raw goat milk, goat milk soap, Whipped Tallow skincare, baby goats and more! Artesia, NM

High quality products without the toxic junk. To order send me a message or vist our website We offer shipping.

07/14/2026

For the last two months, this has been our reality… and as fair gets closer, our evenings have become just as busy as our mornings.

Every day has been filled with feeding, exercising, grooming, training, cleaning pens, milking goats, and caring for lambs, goats, rabbits, and pigs. It’s exhausting, messy, and sometimes overwhelming. There have been plenty of laughs, but there have also been tears, frustrations, and moments where we’ve all questioned if the hard work is worth it.

But this journey has never been just about winning ribbons.

It’s about building character. Teaching responsibility. Learning dedication, perseverance, discipline, and the value of showing up even when you don’t feel like it. It’s about learning that success doesn’t come without sacrifice and that some of life’s greatest lessons are learned in the barn.

I couldn’t be prouder of these kids and the commitment they’ve shown these past couple of months. They have poured their hearts into these animals, and regardless of what happens next week at the Eddy County Fair, they’ve already accomplished something far more important.

And because life on the farm can’t be serious all the time… stick around until the end of the video. 😂 Ezekiel decided our Boer goat looked like the perfect ride! Sometimes, in the middle of all the hard work and stress, you just have to stop, laugh, and enjoy the moment.

Please keep these kids in your prayers as they head into fair week. We can’t wait to see all of their hard work come together.

…and while you’re at it, say a little prayer for their parents’ sanity too. 🤪😂❤️

❤️🎪🐑🐐🐇🐖

07/01/2026

🏔️✨ We have some exciting news to share! ✨🏔️

Guell Family Funny Farm has officially made it to the mountains! 🐐❤️

You can now find our handcrafted products at The Turquoise Shop in beautiful CLOUDCROFT, NM, located in the B***o Street Exchange Shopping Plaza!

Cloudcroft has always held a special place in our hearts. It’s one of our favorite places to escape the New Mexico heat, breathe in the fresh mountain air at nearly 9,000 feet, and enjoy God’s beautiful creation. Now, every time we visit, we’ll get to see a little piece of our farm there too. What a blessing!

So if you’re heading to Cloudcroft this summer for hiking, shopping, cooler weather, or a weekend getaway, be sure to stop by The Turquoise Store and check out our display. You’ll find many of the handcrafted products you’ve come to know and love—all made right here on our family farm.

This is another exciting step for our small business, and we couldn’t do it without your incredible support. Every purchase, every share, every recommendation, and every kind word helps our family continue doing what we love.

If you’re in Cloudcroft, we’d love to hear from you! Stop by, grab your favorite products, snap a picture, and tag us—we can’t wait to see our farm family spread from the desert to the mountains! 🌿💚

📍 The Turquoise Store
📍 B***o Street Exchange Shopping Plaza
📍 Cloudcroft, New Mexico

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06/20/2026

👀 Something New Is Coming to Guell Family Funny Farm! 👀

We’ve been quietly working on something behind the scenes that we’ve wanted to add to our product line for quite some time. We finally found a little room in our schedule to start experimenting, learning, and bringing this idea to life!

We’re still in the beginning stages, but we’re having so much fun creating and testing. The photo is your tiny sneak peek. 😊

Now we need your help…

If we were adding a brand-new bath or body product to our lineup, what scents would you love to see?

🌿 Fresh & Clean
💜 Lavender Vanilla
🍊 Citrus
🌲 Woodsy & Outdoorsy
🌹 Floral
☕ Coffee
🍎 Warm & Spiced
🤍 Unscented

Or maybe something completely different?

Drop your favorite scents below and let us know! ⬇️

And while you’re at it… take a guess at what we’re making! 😏

We can’t wait to share more as we continue learning, testing, and creating products made with the same farm-crafted quality you’ve come to know and love.

06/13/2026

🎉 TODAY’S THE DAY! 🎉

We’re so excited to finally share what we’ve been working on behind the scenes at Guell Family Funny Farm!

Today is the very first day we’re introducing our newest products—and they’re so new they haven’t even made it onto our website yet!

🐑 Introducing our new Little Lamb Baby Tallow line:

✨ Little Lamb Bedtime – a gentle, calming blend crafted to help your little one relax and settle in for a peaceful night’s sleep.

✨ Little Lamb B***y Cream – made with nourishing tallow, calendula, chamomile, and non-nano zinc oxide to help soothe and comfort delicate skin prone to diaper rash and irritation.

And we’re just getting started! We have more Little Lamb products in the works and can’t wait to share them with you.

☀️ We’re also unveiling our new Mineral Sun Guard—a mineral-based tallow blend created for sunny days outdoors. Made with simple ingredients to help nourish and moisturize your skin while you enjoy time in the sunshine.

Come see, smell, and try these new products in person today!

📍 Summer Market Crafter’s Alley
🕙 10:00 AM – 4:00 PM
📍 612 N 8th St. (Artesia Center)

📍 Oil Patch Market
🕠 5:30 PM – 8:00 PM
📍 The Derrick Floor, Downtown Main Street

Stop by and be one of the first to experience our newest creations before they hit the website!

Thank you all for supporting our little family farm and handcrafted business. We can’t wait to see you today! ❤️

06/10/2026

🌻 Come see us this Saturday in Artesia! 🌻

We’re excited to be set up at TWO local events this weekend!

🛍️ Summer Market – Crafter’s Alley
⏰ 10:00 AM – 4:00 PM

🛢️ Oil Patch Market
⏰ 5:30 PM – 8:00 PM

We’ll have all your Guell Family Funny Farm favorites:
🐐 Raw Goat Milk Soap
🌿 Whipped Tallow Skincare
💋 Lip Balms
❤️ And a few other farm-made goodies!

As a small family farm, every purchase helps support our homestead and allows us to continue providing handcrafted products made with simple, natural ingredients.

If you’ve been wanting to smell our soaps, try our tallow products, stock up on your favorites, or just stop by and say hello, we’d love to see you!

Thank you for supporting local families, local farmers, and small businesses. We can’t wait to see everyone this weekend! 🌻🐐

05/08/2026

🌸 Mother’s Day Weekend is here, and there are TWO great local events happening tomorrow in Artesia! 🌸

If you’re still looking for the perfect gift for Mom, come shop local and support some amazing small businesses, vendors, and makers. 💕

We’ll be set up at BOTH events tomorrow with our handcrafted goat milk soaps, whipped tallow skincare, lip balms, and more!

✨ First Stop:📍 Renewed Wellness201 W Richardson Ave – Artesia🕙 Event: 10am–4pm🐐 We will be there from 10am–1:15pm

Then we’ll head over to…

✨ The FIRST Oil Patch Farmers Market of the year!📍 Derrick Floor510 W Main St – Artesia🕞 Event: 3:30pm–7:30pm

Come out, say hi, shop local, and grab something special for the moms in your life. 💐

We can’t wait to see everyone tomorrow!— Guell Family Funny Farm 🐐

05/06/2026

Sneak peek of what’s to come here at Guell Family Funny Farm! 🐐✨

This past weekend we spent hours transforming part of our homeschool room into a dedicated freeze-dryer space… and we are SO excited for this new adventure and addition to our farm business!

What started this journey hearing more and more families talk about the struggle of finding alternative milk options and the desire for shelf-stable goat milk products. As goat owners ourselves, it sparked a passion in us to find ways to make our farm-fresh goat milk more accessible to people beyond our local community.

Freeze drying opens the door to so many possibilities — from shelf-stable goat milk products to some of our family favorites like homemade French Vanilla Goat Milk Coffee Creamer and more! ☕🐐

We are still learning, researching, and preparing for this next chapter, but we couldn’t wait to share a little glimpse of what’s ahead.

God continues to open doors for our little Funny Farm, and we are grateful for every step of the journey. ❤️

Stay tuned… exciting things are coming!

05/04/2026

Come see us this Saturday! We are excited for the first market of the year!!

510 W Main St.
Artesia, NM

3:30-7:30pm

Oil Patch Market day is almost here!!!🛍️✨

We can’t wait to see everyone downtown this Saturday for Oil Patch Market!

If you’re setting up with us this Saturday, this is your sign to start posting your sneak peeks! 👀🛍️ Tag us or drop a pic in the comments so everyone can see what’s coming!

See you Saturday! 🤠✨

04/18/2026

Enjoying catching up with great friends and making new ones!

Come out and see us at the Laredo Harley- Davidson for the Boots on the Ground Veteran/First Responders Event! Anyone is welcome!

12pm-7pm

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