Muscle Mechanics LLC

🎃👻 CREEPIN’ IT REAL… BUT YOUR SHOULDERS DON’T HAVE TO. 👻🎃

It’s officially October, the weather is getting colder, and suddenly everybody is walking around with their shoulders up by their ears like this: 🥶😂

Good news — we have massage appointments available THIS WEEKEND & NEXT WEEK at Muscle Mechanics!

🍂 Cold-weather fun fact:
When you’re cold, your body naturally tenses muscles to conserve heat — which can leave your neck, shoulders and back feeling extra tight and achy.

💆 Massage fun fact:
Massage can help decrease muscle tension, improve circulation, increase range of motion and give your nervous system a much-needed chance to CHILL OUT.

🎃 Halloween fun:

🧟 Client: “How bad are my shoulders?”

Massage therapist: “Well… I’ve seen softer tombstones.” 💀

Whether you need:
🕸️ Deep tissue
🎃 Clinical/therapeutic work
👻 Neck & shoulder work
🧙‍♀️ Sciatica/hip work
🍁 Or you just want to get warm, cozy and RELAX…

We’ve got you.

Appointments are available this weekend AND throughout next week, but don’t wait until your back feels like it belongs in a haunted house. 🏚️💀

📅 Grab your appointment before they disappear…
👻 BOO-k online!

Muscle Mechanics LLC
Where the only thing scary should be how long you waited to book. 🎃💆‍♀️

NOW HIRING — LICENSED MASSAGE THERAPIST

Muscle Mechanics is growing!

We’re looking for a professional, dependable Licensed Massage Therapist to join our team.

We specialize heavily in deep tissue, clinical and therapeutic massage, while also providing relaxation massage and other techniques based on our clients’ individual needs.

One of the things we’re most proud of is our team. We genuinely work well together, support each other, and want to bring in someone who will be a great addition to that environment — not just fill a spot on the schedule.

What we’re looking for:
• Ohio Licensed Massage Therapist
• Professional, reliable and client-focused
• Interest in therapeutic, deep tissue and/or clinical massage
• Comfortable working as part of a team
• Experienced therapists are preferred, but we are absolutely open to interviewing current massage students or new graduates who are interested in building a career in a more medical/therapeutic style massage practice.

Hours are flexible, but our biggest needs right now are:

🌙 Midday/afternoon & evening hours Monday, Tuesday, Friday
📅 Saturdays all day
📅 Sundays all day

If you’re looking for a practice where you can grow your skills, build a clientele and work alongside a team that truly enjoys working together, we’d love to hear from you.

Muscle Mechanics LLC — Batavia/Eastgate area

For more information or to apply, contact Sarah at [email protected].

Feel free to include a little about yourself, your massage experience (or where you are in school), and your availability.

Please share! You may know the therapist who would be the perfect fit for our team. ❤️

📣 WE HAVE OPENINGS! 📣

Apparently, some of you have been out here just skating by in life with tight shoulders, angry lower backs, and necks that sound like a bowl of Rice Krispies. 😂

Good news: we have massage appointments available for the rest of this week — now through Sunday! 🙌

Whether you need deep tissue, medical/therapeutic work, or just an hour where nobody is allowed to ask you for anything… we’ve got you. 💆‍♀️💆‍♂️

Appointments are limited, so grab yours before someone else claims your favorite time!

📍 Muscle Mechanics LLC
184 E. Main St. • Batavia, OH
📞 513-732-3500

Your back called. It would like you to make better choices. 😂

🚨 RARE OPENINGS TODAY WITH MEGAN! 🚨

If you’ve been trying to get on Megan’s schedule, today is your chance! She has a few rare openings available TODAY — and they likely won’t last long.

Megan is great for deep tissue work, hips & sciatica, cupping, and those stubborn areas that just won’t loosen up. 🙌

📍 Muscle Mechanics LLC
184 E. Main St. • Batavia, OH
📞 513-732-3500