Knot Bad Massage, LLC

What. A. WEEK. 😂

This week has been full of absolute chaos! With Michelle away enjoying a much-deserved little vacation, Heather, Marissa, and Mya have been holding down the fort… and somehow, we survived! 🙌

Weeks like this make me extra thankful for the amazing management team we have at Knot Bad Massage. Everyone stepped up, handled the craziness, supported each other, and kept things running smoothly.

Michelle, we hope you’ve enjoyed your time away, we definitely missed you… but now HURRY UP AND COME HOME! 😂🩵

And before anyone calls us out… yes, this picture has been edited with AI. 😂 Michelle AND Heather were not actually in the original photo. Apparently when we can’t get the whole management team together for a picture, AI is the next best thing! 🤣

Love this crew. 🩵 Life really is… Knot Bad.

At Knot Bad Massage, we’ve worked hard to keep our pricing fair while continuing to provide the quality, customized care our clients know and love. This small adjustment will help us continue supporting our amazing therapists and providing the level of service you deserve. 💚

📅 Already have an appointment scheduled?
You’re all set! Any appointments already on our books prior to this announcement will be grandfathered in at the current pricing, even if your appointment is after October 1.

And remember — Customized means CUSTOMIZED! 🙌
We do not charge extra for deep tissue or different techniques. Whether you need Swedish, deep tissue, therapeutic work, stretching, or a combination of techniques, your therapist will customize your session to what YOUR body needs.

We cannot thank our clients enough for continuing to support our small, veteran-owned business. Every appointment, referral, review, gift card purchase, and recommendation means more to our team than you know.

Thank you for trusting us to take care of you! 💚

New pricing begins October 1st!

— Your Knot Bad Massage Team 💆‍♀️💆‍♂️

On Fridays… we wear black 🖤

🎒✨ THE KIDS ARE BACK IN SCHOOL… NOW IT’S YOUR TURN! ✨🎒

You survived summer. 😂
The snacks. The mess. The schedules. The “Mommmm!” 847 times a day.

Now that school is officially back in session, we think you deserve a little something for YOU. 💆‍♀️

🚨 TODAY ONLY — BACK-TO-SCHOOL FLASH SALE! 🚨

💚 60-Minute Massage Gift Cards — ONLY $75!

We’re releasing just 20 at this price!

✔️ Buy now, use later
✔️ Give it as a gift OR keep it for yourself
✔️ No need to book today
✔️ Perfect excuse to finally put yourself back on the schedule

Once all 20 are sold, the sale is OVER!

🎟️ 20 AVAILABLE
⏰ TODAY ONLY

Grab yours before they’re gone! 💚

And to all the parents, teachers, school staff, bus drivers & everyone else getting back into the school-year routine…

WE MADE IT. 😂🙌

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/Back-to-School-Flash-Sale-/207587

After yesterday’s announcement, I have been completely overwhelmed by the number of people who have reached out asking, “How can we help?” ❤️

Being away from Knot Bad for the next 2–4 weeks will definitely have an impact, especially since I’m such an active therapist within the business. So for everyone who has asked how they can support us, here are two simple ways:

❤️ Purchase a $110 gift card & we’ll add a $22 bonus giving you $132 in value!

❤️ Keep booking with our amazing therapists! Knot Bad has an incredible team who would love to take care of you while I’m away.

There is absolutely NO pressure to purchase anything. Booking an appointment, buying a gift card, sharing our posts, referring a friend, or even just sending your kind words all help more than you know.

I’m incredibly grateful for this community and for everyone helping keep Knot Bad moving while I take the time I need to recover.

Thank you for supporting my little business when I can’t physically be there. ❤️

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/Your-help-is-so-appreciated-/207442

To help celebrate our amazing teachers heading back to school, Knot Bad is offering 60-minute gift cards TODAY ONLY for $77!
(YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE A TEACHER TO PURCHASE)

We will be picking a Teacher as our winner (from the comments) for every 10 gift cards sold!

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/Teachers-Promotion-Raffle-/207292

Tell your friends…. WE’RE HIRING AGAIN!!

Email your resume to [email protected]

🍎 Harford County Teachers & School Staff — This One’s for YOU! ✏️💆‍♀️

At Knot Bad Massage, we want to take a moment to recognize the incredible people who teach, nurture, support, and keep our children safe every single day. ❤️

From the teachers in the classrooms to the amazing school staff working behind the scenes, we appreciate everything you do for the children and families of Harford County!

✨ TODAY & TOMORROW ONLY! ✨
All teachers and school staff can purchase a 60-minute massage session for just $75!

You spend all year taking care of everyone else — now it’s time to take care of YOU. 💆‍♀️🍎

📚 60 Minutes | $75
⏰ Today & Tomorrow ONLY!
❤️ Open to teachers & school staff

Tag your favorite teacher or school employee so they don’t miss this one! 🍎✏️

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/Teachers-School-Staff-Special/207128

EXTENDED DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!!!

☀️ TONIGHT ONLY FLASH SALE! ☀️

⏰ 8:30–9:30 PM ONLY!

Treat yourself to 90 minutes of relaxation for the price of a 60-minute gift card! 💆‍♀️✨

That’s an EXTRA 30 MINUTES FREE — a $50 SAVINGS! 🤯💰

Stock up for yourself or grab one as a gift! 🎁💕 But don’t wait — you only have ONE HOUR to snag this deal! ⏳🔥

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/Summer-s-end-FLASH-SALE-/206950

☀️💕 SUMMER IS FOR LOVERS SALE! 💕☀️

🔥 TODAY ONLY! 🔥

Grab a Couples Massage Gift Card for 50% OFF! 😱💆‍♀️💆‍♂️

That’s a MASSIVE $130 SAVINGS! 🎉

And remember… “couples” doesn’t have to mean romantic couples! Bring your honey, your best friend, your mom, your sister… whoever you want to relax and unwind with! 🥰

✨ PAY 50% TODAY
✨ SAVE $130
✨ Give it as a gift OR save it for yourself!
✨ Perfect excuse for some much-needed quality time!

⚠️ THIS SALE ENDS TONIGHT! ⚠️

If you’ve been wanting to book a couples massage, THIS is the gift card to stock up on! 🙌

💕 Relax together. Reconnect. Make memories.

📲 Purchase using the link below ⬇️

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/Summer-is-for-Lovers-Sale-/206841