Forbidden Soaps

Hello. Hi. Welcome. Yes. Hello everyone.
I've started making hair/scalp oil. Hair is good for many things. I've seen these "hair theory" videos on the web and they are very interesting. This oil's original flavor profile is peppermint and rosemary essential oils, but you can customize it as you see fit. Peppermint and rosemary are very good for your scalp- stimulating the follicles for long tresses. It's time to be a mermaid in the bathtub again. It's time to leave long strands of hair on every surface you touch- and some that you don't! Wow. This particular blend also keeps away bugs away, so that's very fun.

Feel free to contact me here or through my Instagram. You may contact me on my personal page if you'd rather interact with something that has a face (and skin). Stay Stinky.

Also the Etsy page is still shut down because I will die mad.

Thank you. 💀☠️

I will be shutting down the Etsy store indefinitely. Please go through either the instagram or the fb if you'd like to make an order. Etsy has been so annoying these last few months and the cherry on the cake is that I cannot print my shipping labels from them all of a sudden and I am just tired of it.

I am currently as we speak working on the Valentine's day seasonal soaps, and I also made a new batch of B**g Cough the other night. Just a reminder that 50% of sales goes to The Last Prisoner Project. You can message me anytime for inventory and I can also make customs to order given that I have the materials.

The website is coming but I don't really have a clue what I'm doing and I can't afford to hire someone to do it for me so when it will be ready is literally anyone's guess.

Stay stinky love u

Hi ya'll.

So since I missed the Christmas season, I'm working on some scents for Valentine's day. I will have baskets and new limited time only soap scents available. However as always I will keep them around for a custom order as needed. These will be made with oils I made myself infused with fruits, specifically red ones. These will include pomegranate, black cherry, and strawberry.

I will also be cutting down on regularly available inventory, just so that orders aren't held up by a few expensive ingredients or ones that take a while to obtain. All other bars will be available as I have the ingredients or for custom orders. The ones I will always have are:

Crusty fisherman
Death to False Grind
Alimony Payment
Baby Back Bitch

In other news I am currently working on my own website! And!! I will hopefully soon be moving into an apartment and I will have my own kitchen and space to work more and stretch out my elbows a bit. Working on a hot plate in the basement has been chaotic, to say the least. Lots of daisy chains and OSHA violations but, it's all in the name of natural skincare.

Thank you for sticking around with me through this. The last year has been hit after hit financially and emotionally and I just wasn't in a silly goofy mood or feeling very creative. I will have more updates soon, and some more soap cutting videos for you to rest your eyeballs on.

Love you stinky🫶💀

Hi everyone. I am alive, somehow. I have had the roughest few months of my life, but who cares about that right now. I will be revamping soap designs soon and I'll be making more videos for here and insta. I have a lot of new ideas but just not a lot of money coming in that I'm able to save (just like everyone else)

But I am here, I am q***r, and I hope you enjoy my silly videos about soap in the near future.

Hiiiiii. I'll be vending at a burlesque show this weekend 💫💅
Sorry for the radio silence, I've been working a lot and I got my wisdomnteeth out and I've generally just been exhausted. I'm thinking of taking down my etsy and just doing transactions through Instagram or Facebook. I'm tired of getting bodyslammed with fees.
A few things are getting revamped and a few of the more complicated bars are going to be transferred to whipped soap. I'm trying not to raise prices on the bars but if I do all my existing customers will still pay the original price.
All that being said I have make up remover and chapstick available now, I should hopefully also have a lip scrub by this weekend. Thanks again for coming on this journey with me💀💀💀

Hello! Starting at the end of this month I will be devoting the majority of my time to this business venture. I'm going to start advertising, investing, networking, and banging out new stuff. I'll be revamping old soaps, and creating lots of new ones. I've got ideas for a lot of stuff, and I hope I can count on your support all the way. I know some people have been interested in a Monthly Soap subscription and I'm trying to figure out a way to do that because my Patreon is broken for some reason 🤷‍♀️ but this is something I'm very passionate about and I want to make it happen for real. I'll be visiting some stores this weekend to see if they'd be interested in carrying my things, and if you are interested please slide into my dms. I'll be making baskets ahead of time and selling them that way as well. I'm really excited to delve into the creative process. If you see my partner Ryan out and about (he's incredibly handsome you can't miss him) please give him $20 and a high five because he's been incredibly supportive of this since the absolute beginning.

Thanks💀💀💀

Hello good morning. I have a few announcements. Recently I made liquid soap by accident, so stay tuned for more of that. I am also working on:

Chapstick
Lip scrub
More body scrubs
More bath salts
Some decorative soap (still fully functional)
Make up remover
Shaving bars
Body lotions
And eventually....candles 😎

I recently found some organic mica I will be putting into things from now on, but as always if you'd like to not deal with that I can omit it.

Hi! Sorry for not posting for a bit. Lots going on. Just want to remind everyone that custom orders are always welcomed. I can omit any ingredient, or replace it with another. I will have a few new things coming out soon, and I am also going to rope in a few other art endeavors. Stay spooky and stay tombed 💀☠️

New face wetter just dropped. Lavender and Jasmine, good for redness and sensitive skin. 🌟 Co**se Glow 🌟

Still sick as hell but I made a Bea Arthur approved make up remover. It works well for industrial strength waterproof eyeliner and waterproof mascara, and it is an oil cleanse. Vitamin E, sweet almond oil, and rose hip oil. That's it.

Sorry for any late orders. I've been victimized by the flu, and work is not going well because a good amount of my clients have covid. It is a welcome break but I unfortunately don't have a lot of money coming in for supplies. You know how it goes.
That being said I am working on a few new things, one of which I am collaborating on with my partner Ryan. Soon my tendrils will be in every corner of skincare. I've used my downtime to do a lot of research and learn lots of new things. I hope you all had a stellar holiday and Miss Rona didn't darken your doorstep. Updates very soon! Thank you for the love and support as always.

Hiii. Shampoo/conditioner samples will be shipping out after Christmas :) thanks for you patience~ I will be having new stuff out soon as well, I had a couple things in gift baskets that were early release and I'm really excited!

Have a nice holiday, remember that nothing matters so it's okay to tell your relatives where they can go if they are being racist (it's hell)

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