Monster Herbal Blends

Something new is coming! Our most effective nighttime tea yet!

Just wanted to check in on everyone! Where is everyone from? Georgia here!

👀 So… we built a thing.

It gives you stuff.
You don’t know what stuff.
That’s kind of the point. 😂

THE MONSTER MACHINE IS COMING. 👹🎟️

Who wants the first turn?!

🧴💕 I NEED 3 PRODUCT TESTERS! 💕🧴

We’ve been working on something BRAND NEW at Monster Herbal Blends, and now I need a few brave humans to put it to the test!

Each Tester Set includes:

✨ 1 FULL OZ Cloud Butter Whipped Body Butter
✨ 1 FULL OZ Sugar Body Polish
✨ Both scented with our new Sweet Orange + Amyris + Clary Sage blend

That’s 2 full ounces of product for only $8, SHIPPING INCLUDED! 📦💕

But there’s a catch… I actually want your opinion! 👀

Use them. Smell them. Scrub with them. Slather yourself in them. 😂 Then tell me what you REALLY think about the scent, texture, feel, and overall experience. Good, bad, weird, obsessed… I want honest feedback!

💗 Once you complete your feedback, I’ll send you a $5 shop credit as a thank-you for helping me test these little monsters.

🚨 ONLY 3 TESTER SETS ARE AVAILABLE!

To get one, you’ll need to purchase the Tester Set through our Etsy shop.
👉 LINK WILL BE IN THE FIRST COMMENT!

First 3 purchases get ’em! 🐷💕

Who wants to be one of my guinea pigs?! 😂

W**D? NOT AROUND HERE. 🌼

Dandelion has been used for generations to soothe and support troubled skin. And in Herbal Skin Rescue, it has backup.

🌼 Dandelion
🌼 Calendula
🌿 Yarrow

Slowly infused into organic jojoba oil to create a rich botanical salve for dry, cracked, chapped, irritated and overworked skin.

Soothe. Protect. Nourish. Rescue.

Sometimes your skin doesn’t need lotion.
It needs to be RESCUED. 🌿

Available on our website and in our Etsy shop!

🍍🩷 PRETTY LIMITED IS HERE! 🩷🍍

For my birthday release, I got my hands on something a little ridiculous… PINK PINEAPPLE.

So naturally, I made tea. 😂

🌿 White Peony Tea
🍍 Real Pink Pineapple
🌼 Honeysuckle
🌺 Hibiscus
🍋 Lemon Myrtle

Bright. Fruity. Floral. Amaz-balls.

No added flavors. No flavor oils. Just the real stuff.

🎂 Birthday Release • 09.13.26
Rare fruit. Tiny batch. No encore.

👉 MonsterHerbalBlends.com

⚙️ NEW BLEND: SECOND GEAR ⚙️

Because sometimes the day ain’t done… but you kinda are. 😂

Assam, Ceylon & Darjeeling black teas + yerba mate, honeybush, orange, ginger & vanilla bean.

Bold. Bright. Smooth. Energizing.
🔥 Delicious hot
🧊 Amazing iced
🌿 Always organic
🚫 No added flavors or flavor oils

Second Gear. Because the day ain’t done yet. ⚙️☕

🚨 READ. THE. INGREDIENTS. 🚨

Seriously. Before you buy that gorgeous bag of “Blueberry Bliss,” “Vanilla Dream,” or “Tropical Whatever”… flip it over.

Because the name on the front tells you what the tea is supposed to taste like.

The ingredient list tells you how they made it taste that way. 👀

You might be surprised how often you see:

“Natural flavors”
“Artificial flavors”
“Flavoring”
“Natural and artificial flavors”

And sometimes… not a whole lot of the ingredient you thought you were buying.

At Monster Herbal Blends, we do things differently.

If we want blueberry flavor, we reach for blueberries. 🫐
If we want citrus, we use actual citrus. 🍋🍊
If we want warmth, we reach for cinnamon, ginger, cardamom, cloves and other spices.
If we want chocolatey richness, we play with ingredients like cacao and roasted carob. 🍫
If we want floral notes, there are actual flowers for that. 🌸

And underneath all of that, we deliberately choose teas and botanicals that bring their own flavor and personality to the blend, from bold Assam and earthy pu-erh to naturally sweet honeybush and delicate white teas.

That’s the fun part of blending.

We don’t need an ingredient called “flavor” to do the heavy lifting.

So whether you’re buying from us or someone else, do yourself a favor:

Turn the bag around. Read the ingredients.

You deserve to know what you’re steeping in your cup. 🫖💙

Monster Herbal Blends
Real ingredients. Deliberate blends. Ridiculously good tea.