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☃️From holiday shopping to family gatherings, celebrate these holidays responsibly while upping the octane on your HO-HO-HO Holiday Cheer!
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$15 for one

$25 for two

Plus $4 S&H 📦

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RULES FOR SONS:

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.
2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.
3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.
4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
5. Request the late check-out.
6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.
8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
9. Play with passion or not at all…
10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.
11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.
12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.
13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.
14. You marry the girl, you marry her family.
15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.
16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.
17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
18. Never turn down a breath mint.
19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.
20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.
21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.
22. Eat lunch with the new kid.
23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.
24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.
25. Manners maketh the man.
26. Give credit. Take the blame.
27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.
28. Write down your dreams.
29. Always protect your siblings (and teammates).
30. Be confident and humble at the same time.
31. Call and visit your parents often. They miss you.

Artwork by: Jeremy Collins
https://jercollins.com/humankind/

Rules adapted from: “whatgirlswant” on Tumblr

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Winners will be announced December 1st!

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Let this sink in for a minute.....Hundreds and hundreds of small boats pulled by countless pickups and SUVs from across the South are headed for Houston. Almost all of them driven by men. They're using their own property, sacrificing their own time, spending their own money, and risking their own lives for one reason: to help total strangers in desperate need.

Most of them are by themselves. Most are dressed like the redneck duck hunters and bass fisherman they are. Many are veterans. Most are wearing well-used gimme-hats, t-shirts, and jeans; and there's a preponderance of camo. Most are probably gun owners, and most probably voted for Trump.

These are the people the Left loves to hate, the ones Maddow mocks. The ones Maher and Olbermann just *know* they're so much better than.

These are The Quiet Ones. They don't wear masks and tear down statues. They don't, as a rule, march and demonstrate. And most have probably never been in a Whole Foods.

But they'll spend the next several days wading in cold, dirty water; dodging gators and water moccasins and fire ants; eating whatever meager rations are available; and sleeping wherever they can in dirty, damp clothes. Their reward is the tears and the hugs and the smiles from the terrified people they help. They'll deliver one boatload, and then go back for more.

When disaster strikes, it's what men do. Real men. Heroic men. American men. And then they'll knock back a few shots, or a few beers with like-minded men they've never met before, and talk about fish, or ten-point bucks, or the benefits of hollow-point ammo, or their F-150.

And the next time they hear someone talk about "the patriarchy", or "male privilege", they'll snort, turn off the TV and go to bed.

In the meantime, they'll likely be up again before dawn. To do it again. Until the helpless are rescued. And the work's done.

They're unlikely to be reimbursed. There won't be medals. They won't care. They're heroes. And it's what they do.

Okay. Here we go. I want to say this: WE DO NOT NEED THE OPINION FROM ANY NEW YORKER OR CALIFORNIAN OR ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO TWIST THIS HURRICANE INTO BEING PRESIDENT TRUMPS FAULT.
I am so sick and tired of people wanting to drive a wedge between black and white, middle class and upper class, Christian and non Christian.
These pictures show you how we roll in Texas people. Here is some advise: LEARN FROM US.
I have seen black men carrying white and Hispanic children and elderly. I've seen white men carrying black elderly women and children. I saw a white man on a airboat holding a baby of a black woman because the baby was 3 weeks old and she handed the baby to him as she got help getting into the boat.
I've seen police officers grabbing naps in the station because relief couldn't get to them and they needed a nap to recharge and go again.
I've seen those who have money dropping off cases of water, diapers, baby food, food and clothes at both shelters and staging areas.
I've seen white men with their own boats going into prominently black communities pulling people to safety and black men with their boats driving thru areas we know as 'red neck' pulling people to safety.
This people is America, this is what I, and my co-workers took the badge and swore to serve (both fire, police and emt). Some gave their lives and others gave the best part of their lives.
Wake up America and learn from the best state in the best country in the world.
I remember Katrina when FEMA was nowhere to be found, yet the churches were there. I saw the floods here and Washington drag their feet to declare it a disaster area for assistance. This administration, whether you voted for them or not, like them or not declared Texas a national disaster and FEMA was here before the blunt of Harvey hit.
It is about time we lock arms together, white, black, Hispanic, Asian, male, female and we form together. TOGETHER! The Bible says one can chase 1000 but 2 can chase 10000. Well guess what there are over 8 million hit by this storm and we will join together, cry together, and help each other, not based on our color, religion, economic status or where we live.
I love all of you first responders and those who gave hours in volunteering to help others. And I love Texas and I love America.
And here is my final point: ONLY WE CAN MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. Stop listening to people who only want division and listen to the one who said love your neighbor as yourself. God Bless Texas.