A Whiff of Aaron

Today, I remembered I created this page... lol I must have been high when I thought of this.

I was looking at cologne one day and a man walked up to me and started suggested different cologne types to try. I told him that there's one cologne that has a unique smell. He asked what it was...I told him it was called A Whifff of Aaron. He said he never heard of it do I explained it to him. This man thought my idea was cleaver and priceless.

^this is an event that actually took place

A Whiff of Aaron is also now a vaccination for the anteater flu! Also A Whiff of Aaron is an antibiotic that kills 99.4527452825181% of germs!

“What Makes You Smell so Good”
Parody of One Direction’s “What Makes You Beautiful”
Lyrics by: Aaron Reilly

You’re insecure
Don’t know what for
You’re smelling good when you walk through the door
Don’t need perfume to cover up
A Whiff of Aaron is good enough
Everyone else in the room can smell you everyone else but you

Baby you stink up the air like nobody else
I smell your pits and that gets me overwhelmed
But when you sweat like a dog it ain’t hard to tell
You don’t know you smell so good
A Whiff of Aaron makes you smell this good

So c-come on
A Whiff of Aaron ain’t wrong
To prove it’s right I put it in a song
I don’t know why, you’re being shy
And sniff the air as I walk by
Everyone else in the room can smell you everyone else but you

Baby you stink up the air like nobody else
I smell your pits and that gets me overwhelmed
But when you sweat like a dog it ain’t hard to tell
You don’t know you smell so good
A Whiff of Aaron makes you smell this good
If only you smelled like I can smell
You’ll understand that you smell real good
Right now I wanna take a whiff of you
But you don’t know
Oh oh
You don’t know you smell so good
Oh oh
And that’s what makes you smell so good
Na na na na na na naaaa na na,
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na naaaa na na,
Na na na na na na.
Baby you stink up the air like nobody else
I smell your pits and that gets me overwhelmed
But when you sweat like a dog it ain’t hard to tell
You don’t know you smell so good
A Whiff of Aaron makes you smell this good
Baby you stink up the air like nobody else
I smell your pits and that gets me overwhelmed
But when you sweat like a dog it ain’t hard to tell
You don’t know you smell so good
A Whiff of Aaron makes you smell this good
If only you smelled like I can smell
You’ll understand that you smell real good
Right now I wanna take a whiff of you
But you don’t know
Oh oh
You don’t know you smell so good
Oh oh
And that’s what makes you smell so good

Tasty...

I'm thinking about producing a TV show about A Whiff of Aaron...starring me and called When Whiffing Happens. Lead character Fernando (me) goes around getting beautiful women to smell him...

I have figured out a way to promote A Whiff of Aaron...fighting a bear...in a cage...with only a bottle of A Whiff of Aaron.

Screw yolo, A Whiff of Aaron gives you eternal life (this statistic not yet proven...consult a medical doctor before starting A Whiff of Aaron...side effects include: nausea, dry skin, watery eyes, and in rare cases A Whiff of Aaron has caused death)

lmao this has A Whiff of Aaron's approval

Republicans, Get In My Va**na!

A Whiff of Aaron-the reason why you're hot...

This is why I'm hot (lyrics)