Hippy Hands Massage LLC

The weirdest part of my job?

People will apologize for things that don’t matter.

“My legs are hairy.”
“I fell asleep.”
“I’m sweaty.”
“I’m so tight.”

None of that requires an apology.

As the massage therapist in the room, I’m not noticing any of that.

And honestly, I hear some version of this almost every day.

Meanwhile I’m over here thinking:

“Your leg hair didn’t even make the top 100 things I noticed.”

“Congratulations on falling asleep. That’s basically a five-star review.”

“You’re sweaty? You’re a human, not a decorative throw pillow.”

“You’re tight? That’s literally my job to fix.”

My massage room is full of real people showing up exactly as they are—tired, stressed, sore, busy, and carrying the weight of everyday life.

The things you’re worried about are usually the things I’m not thinking about at all.

💥 Save $30 on all massage sessions through 6/30/26. Must book under the “$30 Off All Massage” service to receive the discount.

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Changing the world 1 massage at a time.

❄️ Self-Care Tip: Ice Isn’t Just for Injuries

Ice can be a great tool for sore, overworked muscles. It may help reduce soreness, calm irritation, and decrease swelling.

🧊 Freeze a water bottle and use it like a foam roller. If it’s too cold, let it thaw for a few minutes first. Start with light pressure for about a minute, then slowly increase to a moderate pressure. It should feel helpful, not painful.

🧊 Toss a bath towel in the freezer and drape it across your back or shoulders while you’re relaxing at home.

Simple recovery tools can sometimes make a bigger difference than people expect.

Changing the world 1 massage at a time.

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It’s funny what we’ll put off.

Replying to that text.
Cleaning out that drawer.
Making the appointment we’ve been thinking about for weeks.

Not because it’s hard.

Just because life gets busy and somehow “later” turns into a month.

So here’s your reminder that if there’s something you’ve been meaning to do, today is a pretty good day to do it.

And if that thing happens to be booking a massage, my schedule is open.

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Changing the world 1 massage at a time.

Random massage fact:

Pain doesn’t always mean damage.

Sometimes you can move your toe wrong, sleep wrong, get out of bed wrong, or sneeze wrong and your body suddenly acts like it’s the end of the world. 😂

That doesn’t automatically mean you injured something.

The nervous system can get really good at protecting an area, even when there’s no new damage happening.

That’s one reason I don’t always work exactly where it hurts. Sometimes the loudest spot isn’t the source of the problem—it’s just the one complaining the most.

The human body is weird, and honestly that’s one of my favorite things about it.

💥 Save $30 on all massage sessions through 6/30/26. Must book under the “$30 Off All Massage” service to receive the discount.

Changing the world 1 massage at a time. ✌️

📍 Downtown Colorado Springs
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I was thinking today about how awesome

it is that I actually get to do this for a living.

A few years ago, Hippy Hands Massage was just a dream. Now I get to spend my days helping people feel better, move better, and live with a little less pain and a lot more ease.

And that’s only possible because of you.

Whether you’ve booked a massage, referred a friend, shared a post, left a review, liked something on my page, or told someone, “Hey, you should go see my massage therapist,” thank you.

Every single bit of support helps more than you probably realize.

Small businesses don’t grow because one thing magically goes viral. They grow because a bunch of people keep showing up, keep sharing, and keep supporting them over time.

So thank you for helping me keep this dream going.

My goal has always been the same: Changing the world 1 massage at a time.

And every person who supports Hippy Hands Massage helps make that happen. ❤️

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Not-so-common knowledge: if you’re actually sick sick… getting a massage can sometimes make you feel WORSE, not better.

Massage increases circulation and gets everything moving through the body faster — which is great normally, but not when your immune system is already fighting for its life. That “maybe I can sweat it out” idea? Yeah… your body usually just ends up extra exhausted after.

If you’ve got a fever, body chills, stomach bug, or you know you’re contagious, stay home, rest, hydrate, and let your body do its thing first. Your massage will still be here when you’re feeling human again.

(Plus your massage therapist probably doesn’t wanna catch it either 😂)

Book when your body’s ready:
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Changing the world 1 massage at a time.

$30 OFF • ALL MASSAGE SESSIONS • THROUGH JUNE 30

Custom therapeutic massage in a laid-back downtown studio.
Deep tissue, recovery work, relaxation, cupping, quiet appointments — every session is tailored to what your body needs that day.

No spa scripts.
No rushed assembly-line massage.
Just real work in a comfortable space.

To get the discount:
Book under the “$30 OFF” services on my booking site. The discounted pricing is already built in there.

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Changing the world 1 massage at a time.

Things clients bring up during massages that literally do not matter to me:

“My legs aren’t shaved.”
“I fell asleep.” (honestly the best compliment you can give me 🥰)
“I drooled.”
“My stomach made noise.”
“I’m awkward.”
“I keep twitching when you hit spots.”

Hairy legs are natural. Bodies make noises. People fall asleep. None of that is weird to me.

My job is to judge your muscles, not whether you shaved your legs or passed out on the table 😂

Meanwhile I’m over here trying to figure out why your shoulders feel like you’ve been carrying a backpack full of bricks since 2017.

Quiet appointments are always an option too if you just wanna exist in silence for an hour.

Book here:
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Changing the world 1 massage at a time.

One thing massage school taught me that honestly makes SO much sense once you start working on bodies all day:

Your muscles remember stuff.

I jokingly call it “muscle PTSD.”
Not actual PTSD obviously — but your muscles absolutely learn guarding patterns and can stay stuck in them long after the original issue is gone.

That’s why sometimes you can literally move your toe wrong, wiggle your finger weird, sleep funky, get out of bed wrong, turn too fast, or do some tiny random thing and suddenly your whole body is like:

“Absolutely not.”

Because your body already learned the guarding pattern and now it gets set off WAY easier.

A lot of people think they’re just “tight for no reason,” but usually your body has just been stuck in defense mode for a long time.

Massage helps calm the nervous system down and reminds the body it doesn’t have to brace 24/7.

Changing the world 1 massage at a time. ✨

Book here:
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Your body: “we should probably stretch.”
Also your body: sounds like a bowl of Rice Krispies every time you move.

So anyway… I’m doing $30 off massage sessions through June 30.

You HAVE to book under the service called “$30 Off All Massage” for the discount to work. Once you click it, all the discounted pricing is already there.

Appointments are filling up fast, so don’t wait until your shoulders are fully touching your ears.

Book here:https://hippyhandsmassagellc.glossgenius.com/

Changing the world 1 massage at a time.