Coolstoryjen

POV: You found a cute dress, but lost your bewbs. Great, now I’ve lost my melons AND my marbles.

Things I have found: crumbs everywhere, a toothbrush in the toilet, Play-Doh in my make up, p**p on the kitchen floor, chicken nugget in my shoe, and a whole bunch of love from four tiny humans. 🥰🤗

When you try to convince your friend that motherhood is beautiful. Beauty is pain, and so is mastitis and sleep deprivation, but beautiful nonetheless. ☺️

Testing to see if Stomach Vacuums actually work!!

For your reference this was recorded on 6/1/2026–I will post updates.

Watch me do all of this to get a flat stomach and then accidentally get pregnant again.😂

This song is for all the mamas out there. Because we all need a song spelling a word that nobody can actually spell, like Fergalicious, but make it useful.
You’re welcome.

Also, NEVER trust a fart.

Mom Survival Tips! The military mom bun is unstoppable. 💪🏼

Should I start selling mom survival kits?

Types of moms at school pickup. I like to classify myself as the couch rotting business mom. Can’t put me in a box. It’s all about balance.

Which one are you?

When you forget kids don't believe in personal space: part 2. They’re also very forgetful. Which, based on the situation, could either be used to your advantage or disadvantage.

I invited my best friend for my first birth! Which I thought was going to be an easy, graceful, mostly modest natural birth at a Birthing Center, but turned out to be none of those things.

To say it traumatized her is a bit of an understatement. She likes to remind me every now and then. 😂

The last part was cool though. Those squishy little feet made up for it. 🤗

Also, for anyone who needs to hear this..
All of my four births were different, they were all completely out of my control. No amount of planning will give you a perfect birth. Personally, I don’t think it’s supposed to be perfect. It’s the hard things, the messy things, the painful things, that bring out the beauty, and strength.— Ok, that’s enough mushy gushy emotional stuff for today.

There’s one thing that is perfect though.. your butt.👌🏼😉

I am so excited to announce my brand new YouTube series called, Storytime with Jen! 🥹📚

I basically give you an inside look at what happens when I try to teach my kids now that will be homeschooling… except I’m playing all the characters.😂

Every interruption, random question, snack request, potty joke, and completely wrong answer is inspired by real things my kids have actually said or done. (You can even hear them in the background every now and then. 😂)

Check out my new series on my YouTube channel () or click the link in my bio to watch the full video.

I hope you guys love it as much as I do!!!🥰🤗

New episodes coming soon!✨