RadCo Rehab Denver LLC

Do students take aptitude tests anymore?

Me after spending my weekend mentally replaying your assessment and suddenly realizing what we’ve been missing. 😂

Turns out you don’t need to have it all figured out to start. 🤷🏼‍♀️ One step at a time.

Make it stop 😭

😂 Before anyone panics… this is 100% a joke.

Massage therapists truly do not care if you shaved. We promise. We’re focused on your muscles, not your leg hair. Save yourself the stress and keep your appointment. 🤍

To my forearms and hands… thank you for putting up with all the knots, trigger points, and cupping. I’d be out of a job without you. 😂💆🏼‍♀️

Booked until September and I’m still over here wishing I could clone myself. 😅 If you want a spot, hop on the cancellation list or book ahead.

I swear there’s a system… I just don’t remember what it is today. 😂 Tell me I’m not the only one with “organized chaos.”

Not all massages are meant to leave you feeling the same.

A sports massage is typically faster-paced and more invigorating, often used before or after activity to prepare or recover your muscles.

A therapeutic massage is slower, more focused, and designed to help calm your nervous system while addressing pain and restrictions. Don’t be surprised if you get off the table feeling like you just had a couple glasses of wine. 😴✨

Neither is “better”—it just depends on your goals.

Apparently I lost my entire work day to a Diplo concert. 😭😂

45 minutes looking for parking.
3 canceled massage clients.
0 dollars earned.

If someone knows Diplo’s Run Club diplo ... feel free to send him this. I have a very professional invoice. 💸