Mat and Alex have beef

This is Mat's theme song

Angry Inch Stephen Trask · Hedwig and the Angry Inch - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack · Song · 2001

Everyone should unfollow Mat. **kmat

- Alex

Being as he’s into bears (older, heavyset guys with beards) Christmas time brought lots of trouble for Alex as a kid. Every year he’d have to explain why there was a new glory hole in the chimney.

-mat

Mat once told me he had a condition where his lower abdomen would occasionally feel uncomfortable because he at times would get an er****on that would lock up and last for hours, so can we all pretty much agree that he can go f**k himself?

-Alex

I consulted my crystals and they said I need to say something nice about Alex. He and John Mahar do in fact run one of the best shows in Michigan. The crowds have grown consistently for the last couple years despite his performances on stage.

-Mat

Mat thought about becoming a drug dealer when he was younger but decided against it because he realized the crystals he depended on to help him make every major life decision through their energy made him unlikable enough.

-Alex

Alex kept his thick 70’s mustache to buck the stereotype that gay men automatically have a sense of fashion.

-Mat

Mat grew his hair and beard out because he got tired of us drawing a line on his face so we could tell the difference between him and Blain Hill.

-Alex

Alex Bozinovic has been buying knockoff Nike’s online. Cause If he’s gonna support slave labor it’s gonna be from a small mom and pop sweatshop

-Mat

Mat has been telling everyone that he bought a custom drum set scaled down to accommodate his below average height for a man. But really, he bought it from the toy section at Walmart. Not because he NEEDED a new drum set, but because it's the only way he can legally be close to children.

-Alex

I’ve seen nature documentaries where animals disguise themselves as the thing they’re hunting. This is why Alex Bozinovic has been dressing like a married man with kids.

-Mat

Alex drives the slow version of the Ford Mustang, just like his jokes, it still won’t be enough to impress his hero Tim Allen

-Mat