Tiffany Holt

Happy Birthday to my amazing husband! We all love you so much!

Congratulations TJ and Olivia!

Loving my nails!!!

Yes which absolutely hurts when it comes out of no where

Jurassic Park…. Was the cherry on top for the love of dinosaurs! Hearing about the death of “Dr. Grant” hurt me. He shaped my younger years and created memories i will never forget. Oh and Yes they do move in herds. 🦕

Seriously though

Random question. Who is out here putting raisins in potato salad? 😂🥔🍇

I’ve seen this stereotype all over social media and need to know if it’s based on actual events or internet folklore. 🤣

Doxie mom

My review that absolutely no one asked for… 🤷🏼‍♀️

Alani really looked at Purple Cotton Candy and said, “You know what this needs? More childhood trauma.” 😂

Because this is NOT Purple Cotton Candy.

This is Prescription Strength Nostalgia.

One sip and I was immediately transported back to being 8 years old, sitting on the couch with an ear infection, a fever of 102, sticky fingers, and a fresh dose of grape medicine. 🤣

The flavor breakdown:

🍇 75% grape children’s Tylenol

🎠 15% cotton candy that lost a fight with the fairground pavement

💊 10% decisions that seemed good at the time

That first sip had me staring at the can like:

“Bestie… are you an energy drink or am I about to be excused from my HIIT session?” 😭

And what I need to know is who was in the Alani taste-testing meeting, took a sip of this, made direct eye contact with everyone in the room, and confidently said:

“Yep. That’s it. That’s the flavor. Print the labels.”

Meanwhile, I’m over here funding this company single-handedly and still getting trust issues from every new release. 😂

Sincerely,
A woman who has spent enough money on Alani to qualify for shareholder meetings and voting rights.