Teisha' Brows & Piercings

https://gofund.me/bc791250e

I’m Teisha, a 48-year-old mom raising my 16-year-old son, Michael. On August 8, I was hit while riding my motorcycle, and the driver fled the scene. Since then, I’ve faced a broken heel, broken toes, a sprained ankle, a broken collarbone, and a detached artery in my neck. During clavicle surgery, my right lung collapsed, and I later needed lung surgery.

I was discharged on September 14, but I still have months of healing ahead. I’m a piercer and can’t work right now because I don’t have full use of my right hand. Donations will help cover household bills, along with Michael’s school clothes and supplies. We’re already 25% of the way there, thanks to 11 generous donors. If you’re able, please visit our GoFundMe page to donate or share, and DM me with any questions.

I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials:

If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something...

We already got it in.

Like...GOT. IT. IN.

We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun.
We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough.

We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer.

We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field.
INTO THE WOODS.

Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass?

And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm.

That was TALENT.

We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else.

There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends.
There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.”

And we FOLLOWED MIKE.

We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, (aka Eastside) where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast.

And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house.

Eating pizza and watching movies.

Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle.

We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process.

We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on.

We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet.

We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction.

We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback.
And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop.

So yes...now we like being home.
We like sweatpants.
We like cancelling plans.
We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending.
We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table.
We like being home by 8:17.

And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?”
Sleeping...we are sleeping.

Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement.

We already played, partied and danced on the bar.
We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl.

We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones.

So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think:
“God, you guys are boring.”

Sweetheart...oh sweetheart.
You are looking at retired legends.

Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented.

*COPIED AND SHARED*

I’m Teisha, a 48-year-old mom raising my 16-year-old son, Michael. On August 8, I was hit while riding my motorcycle, and the driver fled the scene. Since then, I’ve faced a broken heel, broken toes, a sprained ankle, a broken collarbone, and a detached artery in my neck. During clavicle surgery, my right lung collapsed, and I later needed lung surgery.

I was discharged on September 14, but I still have months of healing ahead. I’m a piercer and can’t work right now because I don’t have full use of my right hand. Donations will help cover household bills, along with Michael’s school clothes and supplies. We’re already 25% of the way there, thanks to 11 generous donors. If you’re able, please visit our GoFundMe page to donate or share, and DM me with any questions.
https://gofund.me/6b5d1292e

Hello everyone, I started a fundraiser on GoFundMe and would appreciate your support. Every single share and donation makes a difference and helps me get closer to my goal.
https://gofund.me/cc5071d31

Update: 🗣🗣🗣 to the update lol
I am finally home and hopefully on my road to recovery. Still will be a few months.
🗣🗣Update : As you all know I was involved in a motorcycle hit & run accident August 8th. I had a few complications along the way so Im still in the hospital. Fingers crossed im on the home stretch to allow me to go home. If you'd like to book you can text me, I can set it up on Tim's schedule to pierce you ( which I'd be on-site) or book you on my schedule which will obviously be booked out a bit.
Appreciate all your support during this trying time. If you would like to help support me while im out of work, I have a go- fund me, cash app, venmo or PayPal or just Book a piercing 🫶
Any lil bit helps...

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